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This was my experience reading the account of one young woman’s alleged sexual encounter with Aziz Ansari, published by the website Babe this weekend: the world in which it constituted an episode of sexual assault was so far from my own two experiences of near date rape (which took place, respectively, during the Carter and Reagan administrations, roughly in between the kidnapping of the Iran hostages and the start of the Falklands War) that I just couldn’t pick up the tune.
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:39 am

I remember Tension doing a cover of Zombie back in the day.. so sad
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Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:07 pm

I’been trying to trying to quit Diet Coke for most of my life and now thanks to trumps love of it, I have finally quit, like don’t even want to even look at it. Thanks trump.. I still fuck with cokelife thought
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Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:30 am

I wanted to write here that the other day I made a public post wherein I mentioned someone as a “crazy bitch” and enabled a thread of comments that had a strong male contingency chastising . It’s not alright to be dropping that kind of language on someone, and in doing that I disrespect all the women I care about in my life. Will make an effort to be less toxically masculine in my affairs moving forward.
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Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:01 pm

speaking truth to self-power :tup:

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Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:20 pm

the END OF A AMAZING MUSICAL ERA, Tom Petty last of the ORGANIC musical mohicans,,, r.i.p. brother, your music saved me when i has leukemia,,
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Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:49 pm

not sure how to edit this so I'm just shrinking some of it. LOL anyway.
Marlon 'marlon' M. wrote:YOU MUST ORDER A SALAD WITH A SCOOP OF CHICKEN
SALAD ON TOP!!!!!

I just had the most bizarre experience at this pretentious "French" restaurant! I noticed they have a chicken salad ("shredded" chicken with mustard) panini. They also have several salad plates such as arugula. So I ordered a salad and asked for a scoop of chicken salad on top. This is something I order in about half a dozen restaurants nearby. The waiterista (you order at the front like in any fast food restaurant) said flatly NO! We do not put chicken salad on a salad plate. I explained I would of course pay for it. Still NO! I asked if they put a scoop of chicken salad on the panini. He said they do. I asked if they could just put it on top of a regular salad since I am gluten sensitive and don't eat bread. Still NO! Can you ask the chef? He went back for several minutes and came back. He told me the chef refused to do this and said they do not put scoops of chicken salad on top of a salad! I asked if the chef said why not. He told me the chef said the chicken salad has a lot of mustard and she will not put it on top of a salad. Period. He then suggested I just get the beef salad which has some beef on top of a salad plate. I don't like beef salad.

My friend had ordered the chicken salad panini or whatever they pretentiously call it. It was a piece of bread, some cheese and a scoop of chicken salad!! i got the arugula salad. My friend gave me some of her chicken salad to taste with my salad. Guess what? We both survived. The world did not end. Trump is still president. And my friend said it did not have too much mustard!

So I am asking every customer that goes into this obnoxious pretentious fast food lunch "bistro" to order:


A SALAD WITH A SCOOP OF CHICKEN SALAD ON TOP!!!!! Maybe then they will realize customer service is actually something important when they loose their customers to the many other options in the area.
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I after some thought and discussing it with friends I've decided to change my stance on knowledge. I'm no longer a probabilistic reliablist but rather a now epepistemological nihilist meaning aka I grant that a proposition can be true or false but that it's truth value is unknowable
Just finished reading Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler. I'll give a review

I thought it was very well written, informative and reflective of Germany in that timeframe of history.

Getting to know the authors backstory was intriguing and really set the tone for the rest of the book. Throughout the book you get aspects of the author's personality sprinkled in with public policies, propagating the masses and making political allies.

I found the authors clear spirituality to be quite clear with his hatred of the Atheistic Marxist regime of his day and his reaffirming of God and his nature.

The Anti Jew language was seen in parts in the book and was always used to show the antagonist to the author and his political aspirations. To say something was Jewish was an insult and he often levered lt to the Atheistic Marxists.

This anti Jewish sentiment while many in his day were born into it the author picked it up from his days in the very conservative Protestant Vienna. He seen them as ruining the things he prided himself on, especially art which makes sense given his artistic background.

A few negative aspects I will point out is the book at times could get tediously boring and it felt strenuous in the reading of some chapters as it dealt with political processes which sad to say didn't catch my interest.

His dealing with propaganda in a few chapters was while heavily detailed at the same time easy to follow. It was great information that really as I know from outside readings to be important in the history of the World War.

I will conclude saying the book was overall good with some flaws which might stem from my disinterest in politics. I would recommend it for anyone who wants to know more about the author and Germany at that point in time
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:30 am
I after some thought and discussing it with friends I've decided to change my stance on knowledge. I'm no longer a probabilistic reliablist but rather a now epepistemological nihilist meaning aka I grant that a proposition can be true or false but that it's truth value is unknowable
not cool, man - I posted that at least 5 years ago :betternotstartanyshit:

I've matured into an epepepepistemological annihilist by now anyway
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:52 pm

idiocy aside I think I agree with them - there's probably no way to draw a firm line between purple and yellow

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Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:24 pm

No easy way to say this other than my mom accidentally stumbled upon my porn collection two days ago. This would be a non-issue except for the fact that my porn collection is 400+ mother/son incest videos, 30+ mom/son literotica stories, a 600+ image mom/son imgur album and even fucking online comics of the same nature.

I would just like to mention that I don't have any attraction to my mom, NOT AT ALL. I can't even think of her sexually because it grosses me out. This is not some broken arms shit (that story sickened me btw because it was real incest supposedly). But for whatever reason, the mom/son fetish really turns me on (probably due to the taboo aspect) and it's pretty much the only porn I watch.

I guess my mom must have used my computer for something and ended up finding what I thought was my well concealed porn collection. I found out later it was accessed and once I realized this and the color drained from my face, I knew life was gg. Since then my mom and I have not made any eye contact and have not exchanged any words beyond her calling me for dinner. I can't even eat the same table as the rest of my family now and just eat in my room.

I can't describe the shame and terrible sick feeling I'm experiencing. I feel like crawling in a hole underground for the rest of my life. I don't know if I'll ever have a normal relationship with my mom again since I have no idea how to even begin resolving this issue. Now my mom probably thinks I want to fuck her or some shit. I should also mention that a lot of my porn (as evidenced by the video titles) has the theme of the son cuckolding the dad by fucking mom and now my mom probably thinks I want to cuckold my father and claim her as my wife.

I don't think she told my dad since he's been behaving completely normally. How do I even start to fix this? How can I explain to my mom that my porn collection has absolutely nothing to do with her or my dad? How do I convince her this is true in spite of the 400+ videos suggesting I want to fuck my mom?
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helpme101001 wrote:No ill be glad if she got an abortion lol assuming i got her pregnant still reading my post do you think i got her pregnant ?
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Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:30 am

Show us your vagina Melania.
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Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:49 pm

I overstate things to stay alive. This is the point of New York. I completely love and trust this city but I know the moment I stop being angry I'm finished forever.
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Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:51 pm

The one's he recorded were in a field, these were in a tank. I'd sing a different song too if I was in prisoned!
If you ask me that's a song of terror!!
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:37 am

Writing was bad for the soul when you got right down to it. It protected your worst tendencies. Narrowed everything to failure and its devastations. Gave your cunning an edge of treachery and your jellyfish heart a reason to fall deeper into silence.
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:22 pm

If you're going to play the xylophone for the entire video then I'm not watching. It's really too bad that people/students aren't smart enough for real filmmaking anymore. A lost art.
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Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:09 pm

My favorite allegory is I get into a taxi and ask to be driven to Chicago. However, I'm driven to San Fran, Timbuktu, Minot North Dakota, Montreal, St. Saint Marie, Michigan, Idaho, etc., and never arrive in Chicago. So I tell the driver let me out and the next taxi-cab I get in is driven by Donald Trump and I ask him to take me to Chicago. He listened! I know he is taking me to Chicago and it doesn't matter to me if he takes the highway or side roads and if the AC is too cold or not. At least I know I am going to Chicago:)
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Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:36 pm

I kind of had to stop listening to Pantera. I didn't even open this video. Something about them..... It's almost as if i have an implant in my brain, and when it receives audio from Panera it triggers a destruction protocol. I'll immediately find things to lift, I want to scream at the top of my lungs, I want to bite, punch, rip and headbutt everything around me.

There is not a single other Metal band out there that does this to me. Fuckkkkkk do I love Pantera! GETCHA PULL MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:50 pm

same
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Welcome to the fourth wave of coffee. Discourse is an avant garde reimagining of the American coffee tradition. The focus, above all else, is to cultivate novel experiences for our guests. Our drinks are liquid stories: penned to evoke emotion, celebrate our surroundings, remember the roots that brought us here and ripen the community we share.
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Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:43 pm

yeah for me personally dark funeral is the best black metal band period.but....i respect everybody opinions
OKAY FOR ALL YOU DARK FUNERAL GUYS WHO ARE STUCK ON THE HIGH HORSE. I KNOW YOULL LOVE THIS BAND CHECK OUT SETHERIAL. 
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Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:48 pm

worms can be clones; from a recent articular, they craw into the body like this then into your brain and take over the conscience and they are then walking zombies maybe that's where the series came from?

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