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Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:51 pm

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I watched phantom menace 16 times in the theater.

Tfa is my most hated movie of all time. If I could manifest a movie into a physical being that I could beat the shit out of, I would.

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Anything that's worth something is usually hard to uptain. It takes dilegance and hard work to walk the hard road, but the outcome is always worth the journey.
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And therein lies the very nub of my gist.
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Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:53 am

Revenge of the Sith is such a thematically rich and layered movie and that's why it's the best Star Wars film in the canon.
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Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:16 am

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we're this fucking close to needing a prequel tardcomments thread
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Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:12 pm

"Students linked arms but were mown down including soldiers. APCs then ran over bodies time and time again to make 'pie' and remains collected by bulldozer. Remains incinerated and then hosed down drains."

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Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:17 pm

This is a kind of smug ignorance arrogance. Are you 16 or something? Dilbert has provided more social pertinence in the 30 years(?) of it's existence than both Clintons and Donald could or have ever in their whole life.
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Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:31 am

Jar Jar’s lowest moments triumph over a Poe Dameron one liner.
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This is a kind of smug ignorance arrogance. Are you 16 or something? Dilbert has provided more social pertinence in the 30 years(?) of it's existence than both Clintons and Donald could or have ever in their whole life.
I saw the shittiest Dilbert in the paper today and my condescending groan was all the more satisfying with this in the back of my mind

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Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:34 pm

I just came out to my mom as bi AND THEN SHE CAME OUT TO ME AS BI, what a plot twist.

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Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:50 am

Dave Chapelle has always been problematic but I haven't cracked a smile. I don't find most comedians funny though. Matter of fact I don't find stand up funny at all because they can't do it without being problematic. Making fun of people isn't fucking funny. Don't @ me, IDC.

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Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:52 pm

Sleep outside. Build fires. Roast pigs. Laugh. Compete. Split wood. Drink malted beverages. BYO Pretty much everything. Test your strength. Tell stories. Make pals. Talk to God. Worship with 2000 dudes! Do life together. Camping. For men.
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Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:03 am

I learned this from a wise man not long ago- suffering (not to be confused with pain) exists solely in reaction to an attachment. Suffering is in the mind. You CHOOSE to suffer, however you have to pain.

Painful thoughts, situations and memories will arise without your consent, and it is your REACTION to this pain that determines whether or not you will SUFFER because of it... Notice the arrival of pain. Observe the pain. Ponder the pain. FEEL THE PAIN, and then watch as it disintegrates before your very eyes. Use this pain to learn how to overcome suffering. Experience the necessary pain, use mindfulness and awareness to learn how to IDENTIFY the pain, as well as differentiate between the pain (A NECESSARY SURVIVAL MECHANISM) and suffering (A DAMAGING STATE OF MIND.)

Every material possession you own contributes to your suffering. They are heavy bags we must carry into cold, with the intention to return it seemingly vaguely existing for a couple days and POOF it’s gone.

Girl left? That’s attachment. Cut the bitch out. HOLD NO LONGING FOR A “ONE DAY,” “MAYBE IF I...” or “I SHOULD HAVE...” Kids gone? That’s attachment, and although I recognize the complete abandonment of my kids would help my suffering, I’ve deemed them worthy of suffering for.

Ex-girlfriend- NOT worth my choosing to suffer. Children- ABSOLUTELY worthy of my choosing to suffer. Pick your battles. Determine whether or not the attachment is worthy of the suffering but will inevitably cause.

All in all, the lack of possessions and attachments are why you, me and many others like us feel less suffering on the streets than in our houses/ apartments.

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Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:49 pm

(Abridged) Resolutions for 2018 --

□ Improve skills at using the void as a conduit of transformative destruction

□ Install a CMMS to manage bodily maintenance procedures (First Priority: ensure the peaceful departure of chronic yeast infestation in SW/PV)

□ Change internationally recognized title, switch to Linux, and declare independence from the United States

□ Create an in depth infographic detailing ways to approach the queering of good and evil

□ Subvert obstacles of romance in relationships by building deeper, grounded connections that focus on mutual empowerment over affirmation/comfort seeking

□ Develop a marketing strategy/philosophy that deals in the deep rooted dialectics of essence and presence, communicating our essential plurality w/out loosing sincerity/rawness

□ Make a dope-ass interactive web logo to communicate everything on this list

□ Shed more light upon our growing portfolio of transliberal investee enterprises

□ Build an online university to help people learn how to transform their work obligations into research projects

□ Develop an enterprise data-system to archive and query company operations past/present/future

□ Begin work on theory of anti-gravity

□ Define and implement a clearer program for watering plants and tending to the health and longevity of the Cosmic Garden of Feelings.

□ Expand sexuality

□ Begin autodidactically substantiated dissertation on the Tyranny of Taste

□ Begin work on an e-commerce solution for those interested in a multidimensional, mentally and spiritually diverse trade economy

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Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:41 pm

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that HAS to be satire
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Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:08 am

i can assure you that it isnt satire

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Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:45 pm

Zzzzzz Do me a favour..BEST ELCTRONIC ALBUM? Fools....I refer you to early Kraftwerk omd human league and Gary Numan as 100x more talent than this bald baffoon.....wake up
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Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:14 pm

I live in Brazil and the socialists here are trying to implement this crap at all costs and the worst is that they are achieving. Ever watched The Walking Dead? It's just that missing the zombies. Constant struggle to survive

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Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:21 pm

Bro, my dad now arranged for you a $20 billion deal and you can’t spot me 400 shekels?

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Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:35 am

Why isn't LeBron talking about the slave trade thats happening in Libya right now because of what Obama did???

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Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:10 pm

I consider Mike Ness to be on the edge of genius.., Are you familiar with, "I was wrong?" Good stuff...
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Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:35 am

No one, if anyone. can understand the point you're trying to make. Absolute drivel.

And I absolutely will not back down from my POV. Evolutionary Psychology is a real deal in my world view. If you don't subscribe then you don't subscribe—but you sure in hell aren't going to talk me out of what I believe.

I've just blocked you because you will not have the last word and I will not continue to waste my time on you.
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Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:27 pm

Aaaand deleting master of none season 2 from my watch list. What a jerk

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Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:33 pm

The fact that Captain America went one on one with Ultron and held is own is absolutely disrespectful and made me wanna leave the cinema but ticket prices are expensive.
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