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Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:57 am

Zap Rowsdower wrote:The fuck happened these last two pages?

Back to rustlin' some jimmies.

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Rooslin' the jambos of some fats. Crosspost this to the infaptuated thread.

http://www.thyroid.org/media-main/about-hypothyroidism/

Relevant:
"An estimated 20 million Americans have some form of thyroid disease."

Current US Population:
318,415,xxx

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm
Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity (2011-2012):
69.0%



69% of 318,415,000 = 219,706,350

20,000,000 / 219,706,350 = 9.10305% of overweight/obese people may actually have hypothyroidism.

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SIXTY-NINE PERCENT.
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:16 am

I'm just cribbing from the nearidentical somethingawful thread but at the VERY MOST hyperthyroidism causes weight gain of almost FIFTEEN POUNDS.
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http://imgur.com/a/NQetT

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When I got off the river I was talking to some people and I asked some OBVIOUSLY pregnant chick how far along she was. She wasn't fucking pregnant and it was extremely awkward. she had a huge disproportionate belly though. oops
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:lol: unless it's 100% confirmed, I never ask/congratulate

what the hell happened next? did you apologize? "sorry your belly tricked me" ?
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When I was in college and had zero social filter, I was sitting in a lounge talking to some friends when a girl walked in and I strait up told her "you look pregnant." She wasn't pregnant. She just looked the part. She walked away crying and I never made eye contact with her again.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that was 16 years ago....these days she probabaly would have tried to get me kicked off campus.
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She said "I'm not pregnant" and gave me a really cold glare. I told her "oh wow I feel like a fucking asshole, uh, sorry, this is awkward" or something very similar to that and she didn't respond. That was the end of that conversation. Yeah normally I would never (and have never) presume pregnancy without knowing for sure, but I had a healthy buzz and I thought I was making friendly small talk. She wasn't even obese, the rest of her body was slightly chubby with just this big round pregnant looking belly. Beer baby'd :fp: :lol:
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I learned very early to NEVER ask the pregnancy question. Obviously it keeps you out of awkward situations such as that, but more importantly it keeps you from engaging the ones who DO want you to ask about it.
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Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:20 pm

Here's one way to avoid embarrassing congrats to non-pregnant women: stop congratulating them for creating another goddamn baby in the first place! This does not warrant a congratulations — it warrants an icy scowl of disapproval.

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Thrashmaster Flash wrote:Here's one way to avoid embarrassing congrats to non-pregnant women: stop congratulating them for creating another goddamn baby in the first place! This does not warrant a congratulations — it warrants an icy scowl of disapproval.

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THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

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Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:01 pm

but that's actually fucked up - a culture-driving mega-corp baletes a fat chick in underwear but leaves the thousand other bikini'd bimboes? a low blow
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Good.
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"I'm a big girl, I'm proud, and I post lots of body love," the Ohio college student told ABC affiliate KTRK-TV


Shut the fuck up...
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Necrometer wrote:but that's actually fucked up - a culture-driving mega-corp baletes a fat chick in underwear but leaves the thousand other bikini'd bimboes? a low blow
Not all bodies are created equal
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If it's a "culture-driving mega-corp" mark this down as a step in the right direction :tup:
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Ray wrote:If it's a "culture-driving mega-corp" mark this down as a step in the right direction :tup:
:idea: :tup:
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Cryptoplasty wrote:
Ray wrote:If it's a "culture-driving mega-corp" mark this down as a step in the right direction :tup:
:idea: :tup:
:idea: :tup: :cheers:

Edit: also lol @ "culture-driving mega corp"
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Necrometer wrote:but that's actually fucked up - a culture-driving mega-corp baletes a fat chick in underwear but leaves the thousand other bikini'd bimboes? a low blow
Not all bodies are created equal
you're right - but the most noteworthy ones are augmented by crisco or by silicone
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Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:22 pm

I'm missing the part of the article where it explains her pictures were deleted specifically to fat shame her

That seems to be the crux of the complaint but i can't find any proof beyond pics were deleted which seems to happen regularly to nonfats as well.. ?
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