WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER WINTER BALL?

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kevin hash wrote:
Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:01 pm


That actually may have been the night this hot chick squatted down in front of shanghai tunnel and pissed on the sidewalk. Then i bent down and licked it up.
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:14 pm

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kevin hash wrote:
Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:01 pm


That actually may have been the night this hot chick squatted down in front of shanghai tunnel and pissed on the sidewalk. Then i bent down and licked it up.
Is this for real?
Yes.
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:45 pm

Bob didn't remember it when i brought it up last night but joe did.
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:58 pm

I don't think my school had a winter brawl. I never went to any dances though anyway...
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:41 am

Okay. So you didn't go to any dances. But did you eat your girlfriend's cooze for the first time out behind your grandma's house when you were 14?
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:20 am

What no :confused:

My grandma lived on the other side of the city :confused:


The Vintress Bowl sounds weird
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:03 pm

How old were you when you first ate cunt?

Im probably one of the few on this board that has tasted a woman's asshole while nuclear assault played on the stereo.

'Survive'.....it had just come out.
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Oh man I remember it like a fine wine on a summer's day.

My grandma went "What are you doing!" and I said "Callin Jesus a C-U-N-T and eating butthole, get over it!"

She went "Wha-wha-whaaaat!" and a her hair went flying straight up from the top of her scalp and fire came out because she was such a gay pussy.

I yelled "SHUT UP" and knocked my girlfreinds butthole into a shelf of Precious Memories figurines while I ran out of the house, and I jumped on my skateboard (which had METALLICA stickers on it and was shaped like a blade). I jumped over a trampoline and the mailman tried to stop me, but I yelled GLEN BENTON and he died.

Later that day I got my first sick beejer because I puked off Vodka and the whole school voted that I had the most important boners
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:17 pm

Playstation 2... sigh....
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:31 pm

seems like it was just yesterday we was slammin tooters and crankin mudvayne
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:49 pm

1998

Me and pam wanted to go fuck out in the woods. We went up mt. Brynion and went to manasco's property. We climbed the gate and went down the trail. We ended up in a clearing. She spread the blanket out and we got down to business. It was like 5 or 6pm on a summer night. Hella out out. Perfect for screwing in the woods.

Then the mosquitos came. We got bit up. I couldn't bust a but. We vacated and heading back to her beat up honda civic. Drove about a mile down the road and pulled into a logging road where she proceeded to suck my cock all covered in her sticky puss juice. I jammed fingers into cunt.

We drove back to town and had some beers at the maltese. We both had mosquito bites all over.

Insect13.
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:50 pm

I was smoking camel reds at the time.
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:27 pm

Why is there so much woods fucking?
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Why is there so much woods fucking?
Pacific northwest + balls full of cum = in the woods fucking
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