hammer or knife ?

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there's a home invader - which household item is the preferred weapon

knife
2
18%
hammer
8
73%
depends
0
No votes
depends, literally soiled depends
1
9%
 
Total votes: 11
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Blunt force trauma = being knocked stupid to the point where you can’t move

(Sharp) knife = you’re injured but you may not even realize it until you’re tripping over your own intestines.
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The hammer is simultaneously more humane and more devestating. Knives suck. I'd rather be shot than stabbed, but warding off an attacker with a sharp object still seems ineffective. No one knows how fucked up they are from a blade until the fight is over unless you instagib something crucial. I reckon... Like I actually have any fucking idea.
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sock n ball
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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