Suggest songs that Ozzy Osbourne forgot to write (mens)

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Mr. Invisible
I'm Just A Man
Going Mad
Stealing The Darkness
Rock n Roll Madness
So Lost
Drown In The Rain
Speak No Evil
Little Angel
Up In Flames
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:31 pm
I'm Mister Explosion Man
It's Raining Inside
See You With My Eyes (Again)
Mister Misdirection
She's Young
Oh No (No No)
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:46 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:31 pm
I'm Mister Explosion Man
It's Raining Inside
See You With My Eyes (Again)
Mister Misdirection
She's Young
Oh No (No No)
Your post was what set it off.

Oh No (no no) is killing me right now.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

:invcross: BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. :invcross:
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CRAZY MAN
from "Sharon the Wealth", Epic/Sony 1993



I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy ,cra-zy man
and I like to rock n roll every day that I can
If you ask me my opinion, then I'll tell you no lies
You know I'll never ever compromise

I'm crazy crazy man

Well I went to the doctor, yeah you know I did
He was running his mouth, and he was flipping his lid
saying boy your days are numbered, if you dont change your ways
but doesn't he know that I'm insane?

I'm crazy crazy man


Ya know I went to see the preacher, can you heal my mind?
He said hes got all the answers for our human-kind
And if I don't settle down then I'm goin to burn
I guess I'll never learn

I'm crazy crazy man
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man
Don't you know it yeah
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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IN MY DARKNESS AGAIN
From "The Wicked... and the Divine" 1998


Another day gone by
I'm goin out of my mind
I'm sorry, but I can't let you in
I'm in my darkness again

Why can't they see the real me?
Cast off the chains and set me free
so many bottles, alone with my sorrows
you'll have to come back tomorrow

I'm in my darkness again
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Mister Explosion Man
Mister Misdirection
Mister Mystery
Mister Mystical
I'm From Mystical Mountain
Zerohero wrote:
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I'm spinning round and round and round
I'm spinning round and round and round again
I'm spinning round and round and round
I'm spinning round and round and round again
Zerohero wrote:
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THEY'RE ALWAYS CALLING ME SOMETHING
I GUESS I OUGHTA KNOW
THEY'VE JUST BEEN DRIVIN ME CRAZY
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW

DON'T MIND ME, I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND
DON'T MIND ME, I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND
DON'T MIND ME, I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND
DON'T MIND ME, I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND

I GUESS ENOUGH'S ENOUGH,
IM GOIN OUT OF MY MIND AGAIN
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"I Forgot"
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Turbo Lucifer
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Doctor Oz
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I'm Going Insane (Television)
All Right Now
Oh Lord Yeah
Let Me See Your Hands
Wacky Children
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Flying Helicopter Accident Again
Inhale The Darkness
Mama Mascara Monster
Ants Up My Nose
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Go Fucking Crazy
Back to Hell
Straight to Earth
Down on Heaven
Sleepwalking the Day
Ozzsome
Ozztentacious
Ozztrich Eggs
Under the Tundra
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HOHOHO.. these are all so good... I got only one, but I'll be damned if its not cracking me up....check out this shit...:



BARK AT THE DEVIL!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:55 pm
CRAZY MAN
from "Sharon the Wealth", Epic/Sony 1993



I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy ,cra-zy man
and I like to rock n roll every day that I can
If you ask me my opinion, then I'll tell you no lies
You know I'll never ever compromise

I'm crazy crazy man

Well I went to the doctor, yeah you know I did
He was running his mouth, and he was flipping his lid
saying boy your days are numbered, if you dont change your ways
but doesn't he know that I'm insane?

I'm crazy crazy man


Ya know I went to see the preacher, can you heal my mind?
He said hes got all the answers for our human-kind
And if I don't settle down then I'm goin to burn
I guess I'll never learn

I'm crazy crazy man
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man
Don't you know it yeah
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man

ya know whats so great about that, when I read it---I hear it in my head with Ozzy's voice
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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I Actually Did Say "Get The Gun, Get The Gun (Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot)"
Psycho Girl
Life After Life
I Don't Wanna Sleep
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Zerohero wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:07 am


ya know whats so great about that, when I read it---I hear it in my head with Ozzy's voice
I'm really glad to hear that! I wrote this sitting at my piano, working out an 'ozzy vocal melody'. If I could sing at all or even do a half-decent Ozzy I would have uploaded an mp3 to help guide the ear. Cracking myself the fuck up 'going into character' as Ozzy trying to invent typical Osborne-isms.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:02 pm
Zerohero wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:07 am


ya know whats so great about that, when I read it---I hear it in my head with Ozzy's voice
I'm really glad to hear that! I wrote this sitting at my piano, working out an 'ozzy vocal melody'. If I could sing at all or even do a half-decent Ozzy I would have uploaded an mp3 to help guide the ear. Cracking myself the fuck up 'going into character' as Ozzy trying to invent typical Osborne-isms.

getting off topic, but its kind of wild how the brain just sort of does that---inserts that voice in your head when reading if the author is a voice you are familiar with.

I picked up a second hand book by a old 70s sports talk guy a few years back, with sadly nary a youtube clip available, and when I read it---I heard the words in my head in his voice. It had to be legit written by him I think for that too work. And you magnum ozzy crazyman opus, haha was so good it passed that brain test.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:07 am
Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:55 pm
CRAZY MAN
from "Sharon the Wealth", Epic/Sony 1993



I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy ,cra-zy man
and I like to rock n roll every day that I can
If you ask me my opinion, then I'll tell you no lies
You know I'll never ever compromise

I'm crazy crazy man

Well I went to the doctor, yeah you know I did
He was running his mouth, and he was flipping his lid
saying boy your days are numbered, if you dont change your ways
but doesn't he know that I'm insane?

I'm crazy crazy man


Ya know I went to see the preacher, can you heal my mind?
He said hes got all the answers for our human-kind
And if I don't settle down then I'm goin to burn
I guess I'll never learn

I'm crazy crazy man
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man
Don't you know it yeah
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man

ya know whats so great about that, when I read it---I hear it in my head with Ozzy's voice
I did too. I totally hear an Ultimate Sin-style production on the song and riffs underneath it too.
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

https://soundcloud.com/mthomassteele
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kevin hash wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:00 pm

Oh No (no no) is killing me right now.
I’ve been waiting for this one for too damn long now jame, come on now
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godofdeadlydeath wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:18 pm
Zerohero wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:07 am
Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:55 pm
CRAZY MAN
from "Sharon the Wealth", Epic/Sony 1993



I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy ,cra-zy man
and I like to rock n roll every day that I can
If you ask me my opinion, then I'll tell you no lies
You know I'll never ever compromise

I'm crazy crazy man

Well I went to the doctor, yeah you know I did
He was running his mouth, and he was flipping his lid
saying boy your days are numbered, if you dont change your ways
but doesn't he know that I'm insane?

I'm crazy crazy man


Ya know I went to see the preacher, can you heal my mind?
He said hes got all the answers for our human-kind
And if I don't settle down then I'm goin to burn
I guess I'll never learn

I'm crazy crazy man
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man
Don't you know it yeah
I'm the cra-zy, cra-zy, cra-zy man

ya know whats so great about that, when I read it---I hear it in my head with Ozzy's voice
I did too. I totally hear an Ultimate Sin-style production on the song and riffs underneath it too.
ultimate sin production, and ozzzy's barbara mandrell hairstyle/jumpsuit
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Oh No (No No)
From Don't Pity the Hangman (1988)

oh no, no no
we're in trouble again
no no, woah no
flying high as we can

you can't change my mind about the way I do it
I've been to the top and back
walk me to the door and i'll take you through it
time to meet the maniac

Oh no, no no
No no, woah no
Oh no, no no
No no, Woah no now

Oh no, here we go
Woah no, oh no no now
Oh no, no no
Woah no no no now baby

We're in trouble again, OH NO!

We're going fast as we can now darling
Zerohero wrote:
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(it sounds like Crazy Babies and it fucking sucks really really really bad)
Zerohero wrote:
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