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The Last Jedi - 9
The Shape of Water - 8.5

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Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:54 am

Annihilation - 4/10

Lost: The Movie. Somewhat more efficiently taking you to a completely unsatisfying ending after making you slog through two hours of boring nothingness, with better visuals and less freckles. Complimentary scary bear included.

The more I think about this thing, the more I hate it.
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spacehamster wrote:
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The more I think about this thing, the more I hate it.
welcome to the new millennium :lol:
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The Last Jedi - 9
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Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:11 pm

annihilation is not a great movie, but it's not five, and it is far better than any recent Star Wars

The last good Star Wars had Jabba the Hutt in it

Y'all can kiss my ass
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I thought that one lesbian chick was kinda hot.
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Interested to see Annihilation. Guess Redbox will have to do
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the death of stalin is really good eight point five out of ten
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The Shape of Water - 9
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Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:10 am

pacific rim uprising 3.5/10 like a transformers sequel with a heart of gold
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Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:14 am

I can't do it. Trailers look meh as fuck. Where are the kaiju? Why is everything so bright and sunny? Del Toro's Lovecraft-worship seems to be totally absent
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MANTIS wrote:
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I can't do it. Trailers look meh as fuck. Where are the kaiju? Why is everything so bright and sunny? Del Toro's Lovecraft-worship seems to be totally absent
agreed. looks totally bland, somewhere between a slightly more serious-minded version of that recent Power Rangers movie and one of those DTV Starship Troopers sequels.
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If you can just light speed your ship into another ship, what was the point of all those death star episodes?
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the final girls 7/10 it's directed by the dude who made the harold & kumar xmas movie ♥️
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Foot Foot wrote:
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somewhere between a slightly more serious-minded version of that recent Power Rangers movie
I just re-watched the first one last week, and, uh, isn't that kinda what Pacific Rim is? What did you expect?

Anyway, I want to see the sequel, but it seems to be tanking around here. All the theaters have already moved it to the smaller screens.
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spacehamster wrote:
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Foot Foot wrote:
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somewhere between a slightly more serious-minded version of that recent Power Rangers movie
I just re-watched the first one last week, and, uh, isn't that kinda what Pacific Rim is? What did you expect?
first one has a much richer production design and a more interesting mythology than that, but ok.
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Foot Foot wrote:
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interesting mythology than that, but ok.
Aliens are teleporting giant monsters through a crack on the ocean floor. Humans build giant robots. Robots punch monsters. Stuff splodes.

I did like the production design for its flagrant "fuck it, as long as it looks cool" approach.
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