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there are handful of good filmmakers in the horror genre, but I don't think there is anyone who can bring that real stuff back. The stuff where you feel like something is haunting you. The world sucks now, and probably always did, but the last authentic horror movie was eyes wide shut

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no I seriously just saw it and responded <3
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i went and saw rampage because riley o gave it a 7

i liked seeing mutant creatures destroy chicago. i also got a few good chuckles from the rock doing sign language and characters reading exposition off ipads. 7/10
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I think I’ve finally realized that it’s impossible to make a giant monster destroying the city movie that’s any good outside of when the giant monster is destroying the city

Prove me wrong
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delayed disaster is a shittily-explored genre. There's one reason alone that Yellowstone documentaries about the volcano are delegated to one-hour specials. The idea that something beyond any species' ability to contain is roiling and writhing beneath us… It's just too much to take. Utterly God-defying and treacherous
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"it's got the intersecting plot lines of magnolia with all the laffs of boogie nights!"

those russo fucks couldn't direct their way out of a paper bag
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andre the giant - 9/10
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The Little Hours - 8.5

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Road Movie - 7
Father's Day - 9
Beg! - 8
War for the Planet of the Apes - 6
Infinity War - 5... maybe even a 4.
- shit was spread way too thin, but that's inevitable when you're making a 2 and 1/2 hour sequel to 18 movies.
- wasn't feeling Thanos' motivation, and he has the same problems that all the villains have in these movies.
- only just barely tapped into the potential for sheer visual insanity that the Infinity Gauntlet offers.
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Infinity War - 5... maybe even a 4.
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I'm going monday - not sure why

all the women I know who have typicallly enjoyed marvel movies have zero interest in this thing
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The Interrupters - 9
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Infinity War - 6.5/10

It’s all well-trod territory. I was honestly kinda surprised they trotted out the ol’ “throw endless hoardes of fodder at the good guy team until they survive at the last minute” shit that ended the last movie ?

Comedy is well delivered but so focus-grouped and safe that it makes you feel ashamed if you laff, even inwardly.

I don’t really understand why Thanos has four infinity stones of nigh limitless power, yet still engages in back-and-forth fistfights with Iron Man ? Doesn’t he have the power to just teleport enemies totally elsewhere, or stop his heart with a thought, or render him braindead, or like.. do basically anything within his imagination ?

Visually it was pretty spectacular.

Overall it’s competent, but just barely. It’s the bare minimum quality it should be, but sometimes not even that.
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infinity war 6/10

really lets you realize just how shitty justice league was
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Spontaneous Combustion - 6.5
Last Days Here - 6
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beetlejuice 8.5/10 the value of tim burton in a pre-Hot-Topic world must be so hard for Kids These Days to comprehend
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riley-o wrote:
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I think I’ve finally realized that it’s impossible to make a giant monster destroying the city movie that’s any good outside of when the giant monster is destroying the city

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Paddington 2 - 8
The Death of Stalin - 8
Avengers: Infinity War - 8
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avengers infinity war 6.5/10 SPOILERS how the fuck can you shock anyone by doing the only noteworthy thing that was discussed in the trailer or the entire movie - end spoilers! I liked Thanos way more than I expected and, like Killmonger, I think I'm kinda on his side. not sure if we understand "balance" in the same way though...
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