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Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:20 am
Uncut Gems was fucking retarded good. 9.5/10, maybe more.

Sandler makes a single movie that almost makes up for the steaming piles of shit he's produced over the past two decades.
Have you seen the Safdie Brotthers' previous film? You should check that out also.


the retarded brother is actually one of the Safdies.

Sandler is only good when the directors really know how to wield his very specific characteristics.

I hope people go back and check out Punch Drunk Love.

Also, heard from the grapevine that someone is opening a store called "Uncut Gems" around the diamond district area.

The Safdie Brothers were all about absolute detail - from them offering water whenever someone comes in and the placements of the safe and the whole 47th st culture, they were spot on.
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Still waiting for Reee’s first review of Cats. Surely one of us has the balls to look upon this cosmic horror?
I really want to see it because I'm so fascinated by the exaggerated reaction to it. When I saw the trailer, I really just thought, well, here's another shitty-looking CG-fest, but everyone who's seen it acts like they're the one character in a Lovecraft story who got to see the cosmic horror and lived to tell the tale.
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that's what I'm saying - I really think the reaction is overblown

mike myers' cat in the hat was more surreal & upsetting IMO
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I hope people go back and check out Punch Drunk Love.
That's one of my have movies ever.. I dig Spanglish and Funny People as well.
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A Dangerous Method 7.5/10 Pretty good, but I liked the two preceding nu-Cronenberg movies better. KK's untits come out, which probably earned it half a point. I felt like her spazz-performance in the first part of the movie was going to ruin the whole affair, but this wasn't the case.
I watched this again with no recollection of having seen it. Didn't realize 'til halfway through that stuff was familiar for reasons other than having seen the trailer. Although this is mostly my brain's fault, I think I've gotta dock it at least a point for being so literally forgettable...
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uncut gems - 8.1
rise of skywalker - 4.5 enough
my scientology movie - 6
light of my life - 6
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They Shall Not Grow Old - 9
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood - 7
Apocalypse Now: Final Cut - 10
La Vie De Jésus - 8
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Uncut Gems RULED

The soundtrack was fucking killer!!
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the souvenir - 9.9
the irishman - 8
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Marriage Story - 9
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood - 5
The Lighthouse (2019) - 8
Je t'aime, je t'aime - 7.5
The Stone Tape - 4

The Rain People - 8
The Mountain (2019) - 8
Ash is Purest White - 8.5
The Two Popes - 6
Terminator: Dark Fate - 5.5

The Inland Sea - 7.5
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the seven five - 9

batshit insane and corrupt new york cop shit during the early 80s. amazing that this hasnt been turned into a feature film yet. the style is a little bad but the story and people involved are fascinating
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Brig5h6tburn - 5/10
Two nice g5ore effects. WOuld h6ave been g5ood as a sh6ort film.

Robotjox - 7/10
Very nice robot models and stop motion animations. SIlly plot, dialog5ue, and "ch6aracters". Perfect leng5th6 at 84minutes.

New TG%rudg5e 6/10
was not th6e silly bullsh6it I expected it to be. Well sh6ot, takes its time with6 establish6ing5 ch6aracters, feels very g5rounded in th6e real world. Unfortunately, it' much6 too long5, h6as lots of jump scares, and is just not very scary at all.

XX 8/10
ZH&orror film anth6olog5y wh6ere all sh6ort films h6ad female directors. Focuses on female ch6aracters. All in all, very effective h6orror stories, well written scripts, g5ood actors, no CTG%I bullsh6it. As a bonus, all stories are connected with6 well done surreal stop motion scenes. If you h6ave Netflix, watch6 it.
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Tomorrow Man - 5.5
Joker - 9
The Farewell - 8
Dead Don't Die - 4.5
Good Boys - 6
Cardboard Boxer - 7
Stuber - 5
Art of Self Defence - 8
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bombshell 5/10 with source material that juicy... just fell on its face. another jackie o type movie where you're just enjoying the central impersonation

clue (on the big screen) 10/10

i am mother 4/10 but a noble effort?
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1917 - 8/10
The night scene was so beautiful. Very "Homeric."
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Joker was a tad silly but overall awesome, 9/10
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Mississippi Grind - 5

A Page of Madness - 8
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Crawl - 6.5
Jexi - 4.5
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Get Out - 7/10
Enchanted - 5/10
Aquaman - 3/10
The Two Popes - 5/10
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Fractured - 4
The Force Awakens - 8
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cold case hammerskjöld - 10

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Godzilla: King of the Monsters - 5/10
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