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ghost boner wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 4:28 pm i straight up refuse to believe white chicks is any good at all and this has just been some slow burn trolling on your part. just know that i work 6 days a week and i am NOT about to spend my only day off trying to see if white chicks is actually any good. sorry man, not gonna happen

yeah dude

whosoever watches that movie on purpose shall be the true born king of life metal

i post a lot of nonsense here but I don’t fuck around when it comes to movie recommendations

i like a lot of stupid stuff and I definitely have weird taste, but please don’t confuse my favorite movies with recommendations

i love stalker and avatar but i would never offer a general recommendation that anyone watch those movies. and I’m not offering a general recommendation on white chicks.

vernon: i have a decent sense of your spirit and i think that movie would click. the wayanses make shitty movies overall, and I understand the skepticism. white chicks is indeed a shitty movie in many ways, but it has something special going for it. i respect your skepticism, but it doesn’t change my stance: you’d probably enjoy it. dead serious that I feel responsible for never having recommended macgruber. similarly, not everyone would enjoy hot rod but i think you would. in closing, watch white chicks

I generally really do like your taste in movies, even down to strangely specific things like Harold & Kumar, True Lies, etc.
Maybe I'll give it a shot just as an experiment. Then I could give my honest feedback and Vernon could take things one day at a time?

I mean... I've not going to talk anyone out of watching white chicks

the intro doesn't have all that much going for it, but if you get to the part where they are, in fact, white chicks and you are not having a good time, definitely shut it off

harold and kumar 1+3 are great; 2 sucks imo (for the record)

MPD wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:59 pmThe Edge - 6.5

I AM GOING TO LUA HIM

you're going to what?

LUA HIM IM GOING TO LUA HIM OUT

I'm blocked on my home computer again but I felt this needed to be said so here we are. No one, absolutely no one, will convince me to watch white chick's. Until I read that the movie is an hour and 20 seconds long and the 20 seconds shows the white girls [while credits roll] sit down to watch a never before seen Richard pryor special and they do not talk about it and no shots of them are shown at all watching it. Only then will I consider it

hahahahhahaha

ghost boner wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:49 pmI'm blocked on my home computer again but I felt this needed to be said so here we are. No one, absolutely no one, will convince me to watch white chick's. Until I read that the movie is an hour and 20 seconds long and the 20 seconds shows the white girls [while credits roll] sit down to watch a never before seen Richard pryor special and they do not talk about it and no shots of them are shown at all watching it. Only then will I consider it

I'll remind you in a year tho

Better Off Dead - 6
Conspiracy Theory - 3

I just found out Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter did a movie about himself, and the mom from Babe and Faramir are in it.

ThePhillyExperiment wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:23 am I just found out Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter did a movie about himself, and the mom from Babe and Faramir are in it.

Faramir does kind of look a lot like him!

I'm thikning of ending things - 7 sad sacks

MPD wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:05 pmConspiracy Theory - 3

watching this in october and giving it a 4... then watching it again? not sure if you're punishing it or it's punishing you

fuck, no, that was Shadow Conspiracy.

peak genre elevation in '97.

I, Tonya - 9

Point deducted because this movie got me thinking "wait, was Tonya Harding actually hot back then?" and then I wasted bandwidth finding out

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:18 am I, Tonya - 9

Point deducted because this movie got me thinking "wait, was Tonya Harding actually hot back then?" and then I wasted bandwidth finding out

I searched for the Tanya Harding sextape after seeing I, Tonya and came to the conclusion that the gif with the dog that humps then pukes is somehow sexier.

Seven Years in Tibet - 7
Belushi - 8

The Force Awakens - 7.5
The Last Jedi - 9
The Rise of Skywalker - 3

Spawn - 0
Jiu Jitsu - 3.5

The Mystery of D.B. Cooper - 3

pretty weak haul for a whole week, piggie

lol ep ix

Warner Bros to Release All 2021 Movies in Theaters and on HBO Max Simultaneously



absolutely insane

no way in hell they don't chicken out and keep dune under wraps

edit: I'm dumber than dirt - I thought all this shit was coming out december 2020

Wonder Woman 1984 (December 25, 2020)
The Little Things (January 29, 2021)
Tom & Jerry (March 5, 2021)
The Many Saints of Newark (March 12, 2021)
Reminiscence (April 16, 2021)
Godzilla vs. Kong (May 21, 2021)
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (June 4, 2021)
In the Heights (June 18, 2021)
Space Jam: A New Legacy (July 16, 2021)
The Suicide Squad (August 6, 2021)
Dune (October 1, 2021)
Elvis (November 5, 2021)
King Richard (November 19, 2021)
The Matrix 4 (December 22, 2021)
Sherlock Holmes 3 (December 22, 2021)
Judas and the Black Messiah (TBA 2021)
MACRO (TBA 2021)
Malignant (TBA 2021)
Mortal Kombat (TBA 2021)

spawn was the worst shit ever

What's interesting about the WB move is that it maybe shows very little faith in theaters being open/populated even a year from now.

just priming the earth for the euphoria of that Avatar sequel in 2022

I love this version the most



myspace link in vid