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Tremors - beloved 7

Philadelphia - 9/10 - The Bruce Springsteen song can fuck off but the Neil Young song is fucking devastating. Demme's way of framing people directly in the center of the frame is so unsettling and is done better in this film than in Silence of the Lambs

Tremors - 8/10
Hush - 7/10
Insidious 1 - 5/10
Insidious 2 - 3/10
Insidious 3 - 3/10
The Conjuring - 2/10
The Conjuring 2 - 2/10
The Purge - 4/10

THE KILL wrote: ↑Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:14 am Hex (1980) - 6/10
Ok-ish Shaw Brothers horror film. Pretty slow, sometimes silly, but the last 15 minutes offer one of the most spectacular pairs of breasts I have ever seen, plus somebody gets their ears ripped off. Because I'm such an excellent poster and a team player, I hereby include a link to said tit scene:

http://ancensored.com/clip/hex/tanny-ti ... 572a04c5dd


Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - 8/10
Gorier than I expected, fantastic special effects all around, not a minute too long.


Rush /5
Highly entertaining Italian "postapocalyptic" trash bullshit from 1983. This was everything that Samurai Cop was supposed to be.

Hex is cool but Boxer's Omen and Seeding of a Ghost are the kings of Shaw Bros horror.
They also made a giallo called Corpse Mania that stands strongly next to the Italians.

Val - 8.5

Couldn't be bothered to stabilize the camcorder footage, huh; didn't appreciate that much

Meshes of the Afternoon - 10
Kill Me Again - 6
The Mothman Prophecies - 5.5
Exorcist: The Beginning - 5.5

The Blood of a Poet - 9
The Man With a Movie Camera - 8
Jaws - 10
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist - 7

They Live - 7.6
Assault on Precinct 13 - 7.2
Night of the Living Dead 1990 - 7.5
Gods and Monsters- 7.5
Shadow of the Vampire - 7.6
American History X - 9.6
The Sixth Sense - 8.7

Sugar Baby

I Love You, Daddy - 9

Fuck this stupid stupid world

Casino - 7.9

The Jesus Rolls - 4

Audrey Tautou

Susan Sarandon still won't take out them tittays.

Taxi Driver - 9

American Beauty- Bunch of cum through a projector / 10

does that mean its good or bad?

Boxer's Omen -
Fucktons of weird shite in this movie. Has some neat ideas, but a lot of it is barely more than cheap excuses to show gross stuff, like banana peels being repeatedly eaten and spit out again. All of the models in the film were embarrassingly badly made. The story was either incomprehensible or non-existent, but I have to admit I missed the last fifteen minutes or so due to falling asleep. Mate didn't, and he said nothing was cleared up. It didn't help that the lady from Hex (the one with the spectacular knockers) didn't show up in this film, which I had hoped.

the night comes for us - didn't finish

sugar baby -

featherboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:44 pm the night comes for us - didn't finish

you should, it rules

Invaders From Mars - 6.5
The Wrestler - 7

The Amusement Park - 6
My Left Foot - 9
Rifftrax: Before I Say Goodbye - 8
Rifftrax: The Astro-Zombies - 7

turbo kid - 7/10. this should have been a 10 based on everything i love but it just doesnt really work

Regular show: the movie - 8/10

Val - 8

ghost boner wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 4:52 pm turbo kid - 7/10. this should have been a 10 based on everything i love but it just doesnt really work

This movie misses but it still rules. I have a great Skeletron mask I scare the shit out of the kids with on Halloween.

that is a pretty sweet mask to have

Reminiscence - 5
Candyman (2021) - 6