NOT SO FAST, Jimmy Buffet Fan: The Thread

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NOT SO FAST, YOU JEDI FAGGOT!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008
UK man dresses up like Darth Vader, beats up "Star Wars" nerds
A UK man has confessed to dressing up like Darth Vader and attacking two men who founded a church based on Jedi teachings. He beat them with a crutch, but to be fair, they were asking for it: The victims had been playing with light sabers and filming themselves while doing so.

Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.

The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.

Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand." Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader".
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they used super sensitive, like 1/10,000 of a second cameras to prove that phelps won that race...
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Pisscubes wrote:They poured the Gatorade on the coach already! AND THEN LOST!!! AHAHAHAHA!
HAHHAHA...he's going to be dripping wet and covered in sugar...and a fucking loser surrounded by near silent and shell shocked players in the dressing room in two minutes....
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BWAHAHAHAH!

I was home sick from school the day that happened. My mom was in the next room making me soup. She asked how the rocket launch was going and I said, "It blew up!" and she said, "That's not funny."

I said, "I know. But it happened."
I was home sick that day too. I wish I hadn't been because our teacher was really into the space program and he was a total dick and my friend told me he started bawling when he saw what happened in class.

Fucking Mr. Peters....what a dick.
my sisters science teacher (I ALMOST had her), she was hardcore into the space program, the whole class watched the lift off and when it blew up she started crying.
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Pisscubes wrote:
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Pisscubes wrote:They poured the Gatorade on the coach already! AND THEN LOST!!! AHAHAHAHA!
HAHHAHA...he's going to be dripping wet and covered in sugar...and a fucking loser surrounded by near silent and shell shocked players in the dressing room in two minutes....
Did you watch the whole thing? They show a Kentucky fan starting to race on the field, arms up, screaming in victory-- unaware that the final play actually resulted in a touch down. He takes one step on the field, sees that everyone is pointing down field, sees what happens.
:moreawesome: "you see that guy there...he's got the tie workin'....HEY DUDE!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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this thread can't die its too awesome I wish I had more
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