NOT SO FAST, Jimmy Buffet Fan: The Thread

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Not so fast, women.
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soiled depends wrote:Not so fast you saskatchewan xasthur fans!

You can start this one at the six minute mark...

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7-0Io1y ... re=related<
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NOT SO FAST, TEXAS A&M:
Eat shit and live...

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Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:43 am

Not so fast, Dallas Cowboys....
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Not so fast, Dallas Cowboys....
I'm fairly certain the Philly Eagles received the biggest "Not so fast, faggot" yesterday...
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:26 pm

I didn't watch any of that game, so I don't really know what happened there.
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I didn't watch any of that game, so I don't really know what happened there.
Well then... I guess I'll just reply with:

NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/0 ... 91306.html
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Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:06 pm



Classic not so fast you trombone-toting faggot.

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Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:19 pm

Not so fast, you 4 time Super Bowl losers.

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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Not so fast, you 4 time Super Bowl losers.


10 years later, that still was a FORWARD pass
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20 years later, still....
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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elephants gerald wrote:
- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager

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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:20 years later, still....
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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or,
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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noah thirteen wrote:Cattle Decapitation have a "representative"?!
Yeah, it's called "fuckin brutality"...I guess you've never heard of it before....

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elephants gerald wrote:
- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager

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Chris Paul traded to the lakers for Odom and Bynum....
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Zerohero wrote:Chris Paul traded to the lakers for Odom and Bynum....
NBA tells Chris Paul "Not So Fast, Fruiter"

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I just hope to God I'll be able to add Teebow to this thread before the season's over.
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boss pulls me aside before leaving work and slips me a sealed envelope with a "couldn't do it without you" comment.

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