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Geeheeb wrote:I feel old being 33 and in class with 18 year olds...but when I was volunteering at the hospital here I met a lady who was in her 90s. She went back and got a music therapy degree when she was 74.
You're doing it the way it should be done. Most of those 18 year olds are just going through the motions. You know what you want to do.

Before I was born my mom had enough school done to be an x-ray tech. After all the kids were grown up she went back to school in her 40's to finish her degree and became a radiation therapist.
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and this is fucking amazing

I don't even care if it's CGI or something

the seagull :lol:
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Pelican, Ross! :awesome: And yeah Pelican wanted in on it too!
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kelly wrote:Pelican, Ross! :awesome: And yeah Pelican wanted in on it too!
I was going to say the same thing but....wait a minute! Ross lives by the water. He knows the difference!? Right?!
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I think they mostly inhabit warmer areas? I don't remember seeing many (if any) in that region but I can't remember. And I normally really dislike birds but pelicans are rad and just loaf around not caring about anything.
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We have pelicans certain times of the year. I can sometimes see them diving in the lake* from my window.

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kelly wrote: I normally really dislike birds but pelicans [...] just loaf around not caring about anything.
hahha NOPE

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Despite living in Florida for a million years and seeing pelicans every single day, it was only last year that I actually saw some of those white pelicans that you see in cartoons. It was at a bird sanctuary, and they were fucking HUGE! I'm talking twice the size of the normal pelicans, easy. I think it's a regional bird or something, kind of how there are "west coast seagulls" and "east coast seagulls" (with the exception being Atlantic City, where both standard and jumbo seagull variations live in apparent relative harmony). Ross knows what I'm talking about—in SF, seagulls are the size of small turkeys!
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A girl I was helping at work talked in kind of a weird slow way and I assumed she was a tad dumb. She was actually born in Russia and super smart spoke 5 languages and had a second job as a medical tech. Her speech patterns where part of her accent. Jofa ist me :oops: :fp: :drool:
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