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stop bitching and start drinking, leon. i'm chasing milk with whiskey, because i like making cheese in my guts.
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I'm a drank already, bonehead. Catch up, snaggletooth
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delmuerte wrote:I'm a drank already, bonehead. Catch up, snaggletooth
DONT BE HATING ON MY TEETH I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IN A DRUNKEN RAGE
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don't be a nerd, man
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delmuerte wrote:I'm a drank already, bonehead. Catch up, snaggletooth
DONT BE HATING ON MY TEETH I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IN A DRUNKEN RAGE
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delmuerte wrote:don't be a nerd, man
Freakin' Fonzie over here. Man that band Nails fuckin' rages dude. They're here Sep 10th too so there's that.
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YESSSSS!! Danny just texted me to say they are playing lA soon.
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delmuerte wrote:don't be a nerd, man
Freakin' Fonzie over here. Man that band Nails fuckin' rages dude. They're here Sep 10th too so there's that.
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Insomnia sucks. Beer is delicious.
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delmuerte wrote:YESSSSS!! Danny just texted me to say they are playing lA soon.
I want to know what the 'debauchery in Denver' was all about....
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On my way to happy drunk land as I type. Also looking down a beautiful girl's shirt
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shit, this thread inspired me to try one of these 99 X concoctions. i went with 99 grapes. the bottles staring at me right now, taunting me, but it can rest assured (uneasy?) knowing it won't exist 24 hours from now.

and yes i know i just violated the thread topic. dammit.
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those 99 things aren't too bad for the price
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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krudmonk wrote:those 99 things aren't too bad for the price
You say that to my face!!!


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heh 8)
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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CULO!!!!
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anyone ever do the ol' bait-n-switch at a glory hole? I like to glue some cat hair to a squash with a pumpy circle and just duct tape it there while i sit in the booth smoking weed and drinking scotch, enjoying the sounds of room temperature vegetable being beaten beyond recognition...
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:drinking scotch
Eww.
turn these off meatman.
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beer bonging four loko?

sipping chimay?

brandy from a snifter?

whatever, guy. a glory hole farce is a glory hole victory no matter the nectar...
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:beer bonging four loko?

sipping chimay?

brandy from a snifter?

whatever, guy. a glory hole farce is a glory hole victory no matter the nectar...
I'm pretty sure I quoted the "eww" thing you raucous slut.
turn these off meatman.
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A slut, eh? I wouldn't fuck 99.9% of humans, definitely would not intentionally fuck someone that was in a relationship, i go out of my way to remind people to be safe when random sexing, etc...and I'm the slut? Note to self: grow dick, earn respect. :roll:
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:I wouldn't fuck 99.9% of humans,
:|
turn these off meatman.
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:theylive:

that .1% is a veritable RAINBOW, let me tell you...
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juggalos should start singing about the miracle of vaginal elasticity, AMIRITE?
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dem poetz...
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