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Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:10 pm

Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
How much piss are we talking about?
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Introvert wrote:Mowed 3 lawns this afternoon. I have a very happy buzz going....
Did you do them for beer?
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Mon May 02, 2016 11:12 am

Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
what the fuck. You mean to tell us you can piss with a boner?!
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Mon May 02, 2016 11:23 am

haha

fucking called out...

truth be told, we all can piss with half wood.

but fung tunt is a clear liar...for this one BIG REASON
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
EJACULATING WHEN YOU NEED TO PISS...HURTS...IS NOT FUN
bragging about that...well, it's fung tunt

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Mon May 02, 2016 11:57 am

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Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
what the fuck. You mean to tell us you can piss with a boner?!
I can do it easily. Mind over matter
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Mon May 02, 2016 1:11 pm

I love this place :lol:
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Mon May 02, 2016 1:40 pm

If you've never pulled your rock hard cock out of a woman and pissed in her face max hardcore style you're not a real man
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Mon May 02, 2016 10:15 pm

hey motherfucker, steven is cool as fuck

and as a present

http://javpop.com/

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Mon May 02, 2016 10:27 pm

your avatar reminded me of batman on nes

I hated this fucking game but loved it at the same time


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Mon May 02, 2016 11:06 pm

Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...


Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
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Remember when we wrote that song about Amelia :lol:
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Chad wrote:
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Stop making fun of Chad, FT. He has a fragile goy ego.
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Tue May 03, 2016 9:55 am

Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...


Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
hey thanks for your opinion
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THE KILL wrote:
Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...


Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
hey thanks for your opinion
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Tue May 03, 2016 6:54 pm

Introvert wrote:Mowed 3 lawns this afternoon. I have a very happy buzz going....
I mowed my sisters lawn that hasn't been mowed yet this year due to a broken mower and it was about two feet long. Rewarded with beer, weed and food
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Wed May 04, 2016 8:15 am

I hope you did it while drunk.

You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?
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Wed May 04, 2016 8:25 am

hipster holocaust wrote:I hope you did it while drunk.

You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?
Regular gas mower (not diesel) it did the method of tilting the front end up so it wouldn't stall out as much, was still a bitch. I hate weed wacking, I try to mow as close to the borders as possible to avoid that, her room mate who came home later used the edger.
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Wed May 04, 2016 8:10 pm

found some rootbeer whisky at the store, uncle bobs brand, the logo even looks like dads rootbeer. pretty bad. its basically just gross syrup and even kind of has the organic taste to it like jager. taking shots was not great but ok, mixed it with some soda water and wasnt too much better. mixed it with dr pepper and it was ok at best. gotta get that shit HH recommended, uncle bobs sucks
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Wed May 04, 2016 8:13 pm

Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.
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Wed May 04, 2016 8:28 pm

Ryan, you still haven't answered my question about mowing random lawns for beer.

And yes, Verno. Stop fucking around and do as I say.
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Thu May 05, 2016 2:24 am

sorry man for the sarcastic comment, I was drunk and pissed off at some shitty pupils of mine
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Thu May 05, 2016 11:18 am

Introvert wrote:Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.

i just like to experiment. always in search of the best shot. and yeah beer is much, much better but i didnt have any. just that bottle

edit: johnny i wanna get that stuff you posted but they dont have much of a selection at the grocery store. there is this peach whisky that beats a lot of ass. bird dog. you tried that shits?
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Thu May 05, 2016 4:43 pm

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Thu May 12, 2016 1:39 pm

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Introvert wrote:Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.

i just like to experiment. always in search of the best shot. and yeah beer is much, much better but i didnt have any. just that bottle

edit: johnny i wanna get that stuff you posted but they dont have much of a selection at the grocery store. there is this peach whisky that beats a lot of ass. bird dog. you tried that shits?
Bird Dog bourbon is aight, never tried their freaky deaky shits
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Thu May 12, 2016 2:05 pm

I had their black berry remember it being good
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Sun May 15, 2016 7:52 pm

I have a six pack of genesee pints and have a little left over tequila. Trying to go easy and just read a book for my days off
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