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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:10 pm
by Cascade Whore
Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
How much piss are we talking about?

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 10:05 am
by hipster holocaust
Introvert wrote:Mowed 3 lawns this afternoon. I have a very happy buzz going....
Did you do them for beer?

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 11:12 am
by THE KILL
Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
what the fuck. You mean to tell us you can piss with a boner?!

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 11:23 am
by Chad
haha

fucking called out...

truth be told, we all can piss with half wood.

but fung tunt is a clear liar...for this one BIG REASON
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
EJACULATING WHEN YOU NEED TO PISS...HURTS...IS NOT FUN
bragging about that...well, it's fung tunt

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 11:57 am
by Cascade Whore
THE KILL wrote:
Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
what the fuck. You mean to tell us you can piss with a boner?!
I can do it easily. Mind over matter

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 1:11 pm
by hipster holocaust
I love this place :lol:

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 1:40 pm
by Cascade Whore
If you've never pulled your rock hard cock out of a woman and pissed in her face max hardcore style you're not a real man

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:15 pm
by Chad
hey motherfucker, steven is cool as fuck

and as a present

http://javpop.com/

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:27 pm
by Chad
your avatar reminded me of batman on nes

I hated this fucking game but loved it at the same time


Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 11:06 pm
by Cascade Whore
Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...


Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
:tup2:

Remember when we wrote that song about Amelia :lol:

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 7:24 am
by hipster holocaust
Chad wrote:
:tup:

Stop making fun of Chad, FT. He has a fragile goy ego.

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:55 am
by THE KILL
Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...


Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
hey thanks for your opinion

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 6:53 pm
by Cascade Whore
THE KILL wrote:
Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...


Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
hey thanks for your opinion
You're okay too kill

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 6:54 pm
by Cascade Whore
Introvert wrote:Mowed 3 lawns this afternoon. I have a very happy buzz going....
I mowed my sisters lawn that hasn't been mowed yet this year due to a broken mower and it was about two feet long. Rewarded with beer, weed and food

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:15 am
by hipster holocaust
I hope you did it while drunk.

You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:25 am
by Cascade Whore
hipster holocaust wrote:I hope you did it while drunk.

You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?
Regular gas mower (not diesel) it did the method of tilting the front end up so it wouldn't stall out as much, was still a bitch. I hate weed wacking, I try to mow as close to the borders as possible to avoid that, her room mate who came home later used the edger.

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:10 pm
by ghost boner
found some rootbeer whisky at the store, uncle bobs brand, the logo even looks like dads rootbeer. pretty bad. its basically just gross syrup and even kind of has the organic taste to it like jager. taking shots was not great but ok, mixed it with some soda water and wasnt too much better. mixed it with dr pepper and it was ok at best. gotta get that shit HH recommended, uncle bobs sucks

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:13 pm
by Introvert
Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:28 pm
by hipster holocaust
Ryan, you still haven't answered my question about mowing random lawns for beer.

And yes, Verno. Stop fucking around and do as I say.

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 2:24 am
by THE KILL
sorry man for the sarcastic comment, I was drunk and pissed off at some shitty pupils of mine

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 11:18 am
by ghost boner
Introvert wrote:Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.

i just like to experiment. always in search of the best shot. and yeah beer is much, much better but i didnt have any. just that bottle

edit: johnny i wanna get that stuff you posted but they dont have much of a selection at the grocery store. there is this peach whisky that beats a lot of ass. bird dog. you tried that shits?

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 4:43 pm
by Comrade Slinky
I'm not sure how it happened but I've started watching wrestling again and drinking an 8 pack of pabst blue ribbon a day. I need to be destroyed.

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 1:39 pm
by hipster holocaust
ghost boner wrote:
Introvert wrote:Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.

i just like to experiment. always in search of the best shot. and yeah beer is much, much better but i didnt have any. just that bottle

edit: johnny i wanna get that stuff you posted but they dont have much of a selection at the grocery store. there is this peach whisky that beats a lot of ass. bird dog. you tried that shits?
Bird Dog bourbon is aight, never tried their freaky deaky shits

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 2:05 pm
by Cascade Whore
I had their black berry remember it being good

Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:52 pm
by Cascade Whore
I have a six pack of genesee pints and have a little left over tequila. Trying to go easy and just read a book for my days off