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Are you finally taking a vacation you bum??
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hipster holocaust wrote:Are you finally taking a vacation you bum??
A couple mini vacations. Minneapolis was 3 days, going to the Psycho Las Vegas fest this weekend and going to Cali Deathfest in October.
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tonights been a good night, ill just say that
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Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:50 pm

Drinking some crap called ROCKDALE LIGHT which is apparently Walmart's house brand beer. 24 pack for less than $10. It's pretty mild and not horrible like other store brand shit out there. Also finishing the last of some Costco brand Irish cream.
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Cascade Whore wrote:Drinking some crap called ROCKDALE LIGHT which is apparently Walmart's house brand beer. 24 pack for less than $10. It's pretty mild and not horrible like other store brand shit out there. Also finishing the last of some Costco brand Irish cream.
stay awake, keep sipping...no matter where you are...if you smoke...cigs/weed/whatevs...

morning bender smoking...it's how you get body tingle without opiates

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Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:36 am

Chad wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:Drinking some crap called ROCKDALE LIGHT which is apparently Walmart's house brand beer. 24 pack for less than $10. It's pretty mild and not horrible like other store brand shit out there. Also finishing the last of some Costco brand Irish cream.
stay awake, keep sipping...no matter where you are...if you smoke...cigs/weed/whatevs...

morning bender smoking...it's how you get body tingle without opiates

love you, sorry for being a dick
I can't really get that drunk because I'm taking beta blockers to lower my heart rate and my blood pressure might crash. (Not due to being a fat fuck, I have hyperthyroidism). I don't smoke cigarettes.
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Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:43 am

be safe man...and I have been hypocritical on here. I like you quite a lot, and I'd miss you if you didn't contribute

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Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:47 am

Thanks chad. It's actually been harder to cut down on coffee than alcohol.
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Sun Jan 01, 2017 9:05 pm

Had about 2 bottles of champagne last night give or take a glass and three beers. I had a four Loko gold today and I have some wine I haven't drank yet. This is probably the drunkest I've been in 4 months.
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doing pretty good right about now
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fuck yeah, youre killing it. on natty ice tonight (surprise) hopefully work doesnt suck too bad tomorrow (it will)
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:54 pm

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fuck yeah, youre killing it. on natty ice tonight (surprise) hopefully work doesnt suck too bad tomorrow (it will)
Hahaha I passed out before dinner, woke up someone put tinfoil over my whiskey and coke, now eating cold hamburger and green beans David Hasselhoff style
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Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:02 am

I can't stop laughing at that fucking tinfoil
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Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:24 am

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Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:03 am

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Sun May 14, 2017 1:01 am

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Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:28 am

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Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:27 am

I drank 2 40's of 211 tonight. Made them into brass monkeys. Still not drunk enough. Bought a 40 of OE. Technically they are 42 oz now in the stupid plastic bottle. Listening to Agorapocalypse even though that album sucks. Sounds OK drunk.
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Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:13 pm

where did you read that about the 2 extra oz?? i think im the only one that actually really likes the plastic 40s. also ive been getting natty daddy (8%!!) 15 packs for 6.99 at my local liquor store. such the rippingest deal!
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Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:32 pm

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where did you read that about the 2 extra oz?? i think im the only one that actually really likes the plastic 40s. also ive been getting natty daddy (8%!!) 15 packs for 6.99 at my local liquor store. such the rippingest deal!

I didn't read about it no where dawg. I just noticed they say "42oz" now when I looked at the plastic 40's. I was sticking with hurricane because it was the only 40 that was still in glass and was twenty cents less than the others (there is only three malt liquors in my state in 40 or 42 ounce bottles, hurricane, OE and 211. There's also a 40 of pabts but that doesn't count ) but then they raised the price of slurricane to the same as the others. There's also quarts of bud light and coors light and then a million stupid flavored malt pieces of shit in 24 and 16 ounce cans and if you really are scumming it you can buy 24 ouncers of stack still where I live but I don't think I would ever drink that slop again.

God damn, I wish I could get 15 natty daddy's for seven bucks. I think that shit is discontinued where I live.

Actually I need to not find that shit. My drinking is starting to slowly creep back up to the ferocious levels that it was several months ago and I don't need to be downing a fifth or more every week end like I had been.

I'm pretty sure we are the only two people on the board that can have a lengthy conversation about malt liquor.
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Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:58 pm

i was just going to mention our knowledge of the malt. i forgot about stack! i kinda liked the gold one. i think it was 10.2 or something ridiculous. and yeah i dont think we have the 42 ozers. that blows, id really like one.
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