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Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:36 am

I've had 3 beers in the last 20 days. I've been making an effort to consume less garbage.
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Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:45 pm

he also shit in my pants

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Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:11 pm

I've been drinking several cups of irish creamed coffee. I wasn't even the person who bought the alcohol

Blackman = ass
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Sun May 13, 2018 12:34 am

Drinking cheap beer and playing Controlled Power by Disassociate on the turntable.in the mood for some Blood Incantation later.

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Wed May 16, 2018 9:02 pm

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Thu May 17, 2018 11:23 pm

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Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:03 am

many lagers and some shatter while listening to Devo.thinking about grabbing my last two beers and getting some fresh air at the train tracks a block from my house.

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Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:39 pm

Drank 3 tall cans of blue malt liquor last night. My shit is green.
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:44 am

Two 24 Shlitz gold Bulls (8.5% alcohol) and a bottle of wine. Trying to finish the last 100 pages of Ulysses.
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Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:33 am

Tonight consisted of two 24 ounce Stack malt liquors (9.9%) a 42 ounce 8.1% 211 I made into a brass and a Ninkasi Helle's lager. I'm pretty sure me and Ghost Boner are the only people left on this board who drink this kind of swill but he'll always be cooler than I am.
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Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:46 pm

still rocking the natty ice. use to be 5.99 for 15 packs but now its 7.99. cant pass that shit up. when i feel fancy i get bud or coors
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MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:29 pm

dude they used to have those for 7 dollars for a 15 pack. was insane. i can drink a fucking lot as well as my cousin and wed only get one box. speaking of those i just took andrea to the store the other day and she had never had them. she got two tall cans took a drink of one and poured it out.
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Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:06 am

Haha they look pretty fuckin rough. I tend to poo poo that stuff but I was extremely bored at work yesterday and did some research, and it looks like Natty Light is an award winning beer :lol:
In 2008, Natural Light shocked the world, taking bronze at the World Beer Cup for “American-style light lager”. With that honor in pocket, Natural Light went into orbit in 2011, becoming the first beer in space.
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Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:25 am

It's not like malt liquor rough but it definitely sucks. Absolutely worth the price though if you just wanna get shit hammered
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Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:27 am

The hangovers from shit/sugary/high ABV stuff the next day are too rough to fuck with anymore :barf
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Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:12 pm

maybe im just a shithead but i can pound the worst of all malt liquors all night and wake up fresh as a daisy the next day
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Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:06 pm

Raking leaves while slightly drunk is great. The alcohol buzz mixed with the small amount of exercise endorphins makes a nice full body glow.
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Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:45 pm

Myshkin laughed.
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Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:05 am

cxwx wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:06 pm
Raking leaves while slightly drunk is great. The alcohol buzz mixed with the small amount of exercise endorphins makes a nice full body glow.

does your landlord deduct a certain amount from your rent for doing odd jobs on his property? that would definitely keep his fridge (that you use and refer to as yours) full of garbage booze.

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Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:12 am

Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:05 am
cxwx wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:06 pm
Raking leaves while slightly drunk is great. The alcohol buzz mixed with the small amount of exercise endorphins makes a nice full body glow.

does your landlord deduct a certain amount from your rent for doing odd jobs on his property? that would definitely keep his fridge (that you use and refer to as yours) full of garbage booze.
I don’t have a land lord. I live in a modest 3 bedroom house. I’m curious to hear the super cool job you have considering you’re an intellectual powerhouse, I’m sure it’s something very lucrative.
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Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:45 am

do your roommates mind the smell of stale beer in the carpet and your constant whining about everything?

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Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:45 am
whining
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