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Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:11 am

I’ve had 6 shots of kraken, drank 2 tall cans of gold bull and a bottle of $3 wine. Trying to read Hemingway. Still waiting to hear what jimmy O’s million dollar a year job is.
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Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:30 pm

Steel reserve, tequila, Napalm Death and Costco pizza.
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Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:26 am

I started off my sober January by drinking half a bottle of Espolon
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Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:09 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:26 am
I started off my sober January by drinking half a bottle of Espolon
Half a fifth is only like......9 drinks.
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Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:05 am

Psh if you pour like an asshole maybe.
MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA
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Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:45 pm

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Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:22 pm

Went to stand out on my front porch. Drinking straight out of a liter bottle of Old Crow. It snowed earlier, I shoveled and put down some ice melt. There was a death in the family earlier in the week. I hear some noises like adolescent swearing and clanking chain like sounds. I walk out to the street and can vaguely in the shadows see teenagers riding their bikes on the icy basketball court in the park next to my house. They are slipping and falling right on the concrete, they don’t seem to care, laughing it off. I hope they crack their skulls.
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Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:10 pm

Watching a light snow fall. Drinking cheap bourbon and reading a 900 page book salad shooter Travis tricked me into reading
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Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:46 pm

I think I’ll break my edge tonight
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