Post in this thread if you're drunk.

Music posts are a bannable offense.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

I’ve had 6 shots of kraken, drank 2 tall cans of gold bull and a bottle of $3 wine. Trying to read Hemingway. Still waiting to hear what jimmy O’s million dollar a year job is.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Steel reserve, tequila, Napalm Death and Costco pizza.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
User avatar
hipster holocaust
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 17945
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:15 pm
Location: Fart og

I started off my sober January by drinking half a bottle of Espolon
MeatGrease wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:38 am
The full break down of everything I believe will appear in my upcoming book.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:26 am
I started off my sober January by drinking half a bottle of Espolon
Half a fifth is only like......9 drinks.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
User avatar
hipster holocaust
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 17945
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:15 pm
Location: Fart og

Psh if you pour like an asshole maybe.
MeatGrease wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:38 am
The full break down of everything I believe will appear in my upcoming book.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Went to stand out on my front porch. Drinking straight out of a liter bottle of Old Crow. It snowed earlier, I shoveled and put down some ice melt. There was a death in the family earlier in the week. I hear some noises like adolescent swearing and clanking chain like sounds. I walk out to the street and can vaguely in the shadows see teenagers riding their bikes on the icy basketball court in the park next to my house. They are slipping and falling right on the concrete, they don’t seem to care, laughing it off. I hope they crack their skulls.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Watching a light snow fall. Drinking cheap bourbon and reading a 900 page book salad shooter Travis tricked me into reading
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

I think I’ll break my edge tonight
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

I’ve lost about ten pounds. I’ve probably consumed more calories today in alcohol because I’m a total fucking asshole

I’ve started watching beau the fifth column on YouTube. I like to imagine he is some amalgamation of Chad and the guitar player from Insect Warfare

I have to confess I hate other fat people even though I am a morbidly obese pile of shit. There so many gigantic fat fucks where I work. Over 400 pounds and smell like either 4 day old sweat or raw meat. Fuck you. I hate being a part of you.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

What’s Thel up to? I never got to lick her cunt.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

I’m trying to stop drinking but I’m weak. I think the only person here who drinks more than me is chad who still posts here. That is rather frightening. I never thought I’d end up s substance abuser considering I’m pretty much a wall flower.?? All I do is work and read and drink and jerk off. I
Want to see my nephew grow up but I think he’d be better off with out me. I’ll see you in hell.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
User avatar
Toxicarius
PLAID MEMBER
PLAID MEMBER
Posts: 10295
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:28 pm
Location: Palace Amusements Gate

Had two (pint) cans of Turn Up the Hook Enigma Remix ( a weird hazy DIPA) from Carton Brewing. Right on the cusp of drunk... dare I cross? :cheers:
User avatar
delmuerte
The boss of you.
Posts: 7649
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:01 pm
Location: Portland, OR
Contact:

I had a few on Friday and wanted to delete the board.
Image
User avatar
FVBTVS
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 16089
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:14 pm

i mean who hasnt been there
Chad wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 4:01 pm
cool dudes like us
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm



Adios!
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Walked about a mile and a half to buy malt liquor

Does that count as exercise?

I’d already drank a bottle and a half of wine

The guy working there is a refugee

I asked him where he was from he said east Africa

I said where specifically he said Tanzania

I shook his hand and told him to do something for his own country because America sucks

“Every where sucks” he said, his English was pretty good.

“That’s why I drink I said” and I walked my fat ass home

True story.
Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2627
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Image
Go home and wipe your fucking Cheerios box.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3082
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

jimmy drunk
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3082
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

if you don't read meditations by marcus aurelius you're a piece of shit
but that's absolutely fine with me
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3082
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

UNAS THE SLAYER OF THE GODS
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3082
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am



MIDCENTURY AMERICAN
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC
BEING FUCKING MONSTERS
TOTALLY FREE

ROBBING THE FUCKING BANK

TOTAL FREEDOM
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3082
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

INSIDE EVERYONE IS A SKELETON WHO IS COMPLETELY FREE
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
Post Reply