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I’ve had 6 shots of kraken, drank 2 tall cans of gold bull and a bottle of $3 wine. Trying to read Hemingway. Still waiting to hear what jimmy O’s million dollar a year job is.

Steel reserve, tequila, Napalm Death and Costco pizza.

I started off my sober January by drinking half a bottle of Espolon

hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:26 am I started off my sober January by drinking half a bottle of Espolon

Half a fifth is only like......9 drinks.

Psh if you pour like an asshole maybe.

Went to stand out on my front porch. Drinking straight out of a liter bottle of Old Crow. It snowed earlier, I shoveled and put down some ice melt. There was a death in the family earlier in the week. I hear some noises like adolescent swearing and clanking chain like sounds. I walk out to the street and can vaguely in the shadows see teenagers riding their bikes on the icy basketball court in the park next to my house. They are slipping and falling right on the concrete, they don’t seem to care, laughing it off. I hope they crack their skulls.

Watching a light snow fall. Drinking cheap bourbon and reading a 900 page book salad shooter Travis tricked me into reading

I think I’ll break my edge tonight

I’ve lost about ten pounds. I’ve probably consumed more calories today in alcohol because I’m a total fucking asshole

I’ve started watching beau the fifth column on YouTube. I like to imagine he is some amalgamation of Chad and the guitar player from Insect Warfare

I have to confess I hate other fat people even though I am a morbidly obese pile of shit. There so many gigantic fat fucks where I work. Over 400 pounds and smell like either 4 day old sweat or raw meat. Fuck you. I hate being a part of you.

What’s Thel up to? I never got to lick her cunt.

I’m trying to stop drinking but I’m weak. I think the only person here who drinks more than me is chad who still posts here. That is rather frightening. I never thought I’d end up s substance abuser considering I’m pretty much a wall flower.?? All I do is work and read and drink and jerk off. I
Want to see my nephew grow up but I think he’d be better off with out me. I’ll see you in hell.

Had two (pint) cans of Turn Up the Hook Enigma Remix ( a weird hazy DIPA) from Carton Brewing. Right on the cusp of drunk... dare I cross?

I had a few on Friday and wanted to delete the board.

i mean who hasnt been there

Adios!

Walked about a mile and a half to buy malt liquor

Does that count as exercise?

I’d already drank a bottle and a half of wine

The guy working there is a refugee

I asked him where he was from he said east Africa

I said where specifically he said Tanzania

I shook his hand and told him to do something for his own country because America sucks

“Every where sucks” he said, his English was pretty good.

“That’s why I drink I said” and I walked my fat ass home

True story.

jimmy drunk

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