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The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:42 am

Ghost Dad wrote:He calls the women in his office "cunts" "girls"? That's weird.

Yes. I even do air quotes with my hands.

I work at a Pilates Gym. None of these salad eating sticks want any part of my cheese and dough.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:58 am

NO GYM PIZZA FOR YOU, "CUNT"

Ghost Dad · Post by **Ghost Dad** » Thu May 21, 2015 10:28 am

Hahahahaahha

Zap Rowsdower · Post by **Zap Rowsdower** » Thu May 21, 2015 10:30 am

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Zap Rowsdower wrote:I live in NEW YORK. And for someone who lives in NEW YORK, the best pizza is any pizza in NEW YORK. If you aren't in NEW YORK you just don't understand pizza.
Didn't notice this first time around. Jesus Fuck. And you people wonder why the rest of the country hates your fucking guts unless there's some disaster.

Perhaps you didn't notice the obvious sarcasm bludgeoning the readers eyes. My prayers will be that your dingdong skillz outweigh your reading skillz.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:51 pm

Just found this necklace neckwrecker got me like 7 years ago

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:51 pm

RIP ANDREA RIP

bland ed · Post by **bland ed** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:25 pm

FVBTVS wrote:nah. first i have to be ripped in half drunk. but dominos brooklyn style and fucking SPECIFY "well done" because apparently every chain thinks its cool to deliver a box of uncooked pizza dough nowadays.

is brooklyn style crunchy? i don't think i've ever specified hand tossed, does hand tossed come out different than pan??

http://www.dominos.com/about-pizza/pizza-crust/

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Wed May 27, 2015 1:45 am

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Zap Rowsdower wrote:I live in NEW YORK. And for someone who lives in NEW YORK, the best pizza is any pizza in NEW YORK. If you aren't in NEW YORK you just don't understand pizza.
Didn't notice this first time around. Jesus Fuck. And you people wonder why the rest of the country hates your fucking guts unless there's some disaster.

Yeah, because people are just lining up to move to kansus-siti-mizur-AAHH

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed May 27, 2015 9:30 am

I am. Cheap as fuck and brisket for days.

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Wed May 27, 2015 9:38 am

i had a really good pizza in Maryland - i think at the outskirt of Baltimore. It was called Coal Fire and had the Proscuitto Cippolla. The crust was crunchy thin, the sauce sweet - it was delicious. reminded me of Singas a little bit and Lombardi's

RY4N · Post by **RY4N** » Wed May 27, 2015 11:23 pm

thats a good looking pizza

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:07 am

Any good developments recently?

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:29 am

hipster holocaust wrote:Any good developments recently?

My friends and i actually did a tour of Rosa's - we hit up all three (Ridgewood, Maspeth & Fresh Pond). Compared each Sicilian. Fresh Pond was the best but Maspeth was very very very close behind, while the Ridgewood one was kind of a bummer cuz it was a bit cold in the middle.

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:35 am

Sicilian? Negro, you need to get on the Grandma pie. There used to be one near Woodside, but I think it closed down many years ago. Or maybe not. I haven't been to that little strip mall area in years.

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:21 am

HAHAHA, don't get me wrong, they have the best Grandma but their Sicilian is by far the best I've ever EVER had. 3 Sicilians are brutal man - I was so fucking full at the end of the tour. I didn't even get the garlic knots (which are extremely superb!!!!)

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:38 am

pooptastik wrote:HAHAHA, don't get me wrong, they have the best Grandma but their Sicilian is by far the best I've ever EVER had. 3 Sicilians are brutal man - I was so fucking full at the end of the tour. I didn't even get the garlic knots (which are extremely superb!!!!)

Those Sicilians are thick. I'm full just thinking about trying to eat 3 those bad boys. I'm not a bread person, though. A Sicilian's dough to cheese/sauce ration tends to be too one sided for me.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:38 am

There are THREE Rosa's locations?!? :putin

Also thanks for not inviting me, dick.

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:43 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:There are THREE Rosa's locations?!?

Also thanks for not inviting me, dick.

Yea! i thought you knew!?

my bad. next time: 3 grandma's!!! We should get Dave and his evil twin brother: Trevor to come too!

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:58 pm

Dave's got a wee man now, I think we should bring him too.

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:24 pm

can the lil man get down with pizzas yet?

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:31 pm

not to derail you guys but i was thinking whats the best frozen pizza? dont act like none of you buy them either. whats your favorite? i gotta go with red baron. red baron rules

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:43 pm

ghost boner wrote:not to derail you guys but i was thinking whats the best frozen pizza? dont act like none of you buy them either. whats your favorite? i gotta go with red baron. red baron rules

Shop-Rite French bread pizza. You'd think a store brand pizza would be a pale imitation, but this is sublime supremacy.

For a national brand, I guess DiGiorno? Their supreme garbage pie ain't half bad...

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:52 am

Any frozen pizza can be made halfway decent as long as you have pepper flakes and a fuckton of good grated cheese to throw on it out of the oven.

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:04 pm

ghost boner wrote:not to derail you guys but i was thinking whats the best frozen pizza? dont act like none of you buy them either. whats your favorite? i gotta go with red baron. red baron rules

What kind of low life eats frozen pizza?

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:09 pm

I mean how hard is it to earn some money and get a fresh pizza. I think the homeless can do it.

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