James Cameron's AVATAR - now with more Lorax

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Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:16 am

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
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chris narcosis wrote:Worst movie of all time bar none.
Eh, it's not that bad but it's one of James Cameron's worst films. "Bbbbut it looks amazing." Give a guy $300 million and just about anyone can make a great looking movie. Transformers with a healthy coat of shiny new paint. With that said, if I was 12 I would have loved the shit out of this.

I honestly think it`s the shittest movie I`ve seen other than Nightbeast. Nightbeast is at least funny though. I wouldn`t watch Avatar again for anything less that $100
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:27 am

chris narcosis wrote:
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:Worst movie of all time bar none.
Eh, it's not that bad but it's one of James Cameron's worst films. "Bbbbut it looks amazing." Give a guy $300 million and just about anyone can make a great looking movie. Transformers with a healthy coat of shiny new paint. With that said, if I was 12 I would have loved the shit out of this.

I honestly think it`s the shittest movie I`ve seen other than Nightbeast. Nightbeast is at least funny though. I wouldn`t watch Avatar again for anything less that $100
$60

NO DEAL!!
But you could buy books for that....
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:31 am

Wang Mandu wrote:"Bbbbut it looks amazing." Give a guy $300 million and just about anyone can make a great looking movie.
This is so far from true. The G.I.Joe movie cost $175 million and was shit visually. You think another $125 M would have fixed that? Cameron can do something no one else can. Even the LOTR movies look fucking retarded post-Avatar. I tried. It's just hippies walking through fields the whole time.
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:34 am

spacehamster wrote: Really? I find CGI-heavy movies like this usually age really badly. The LotR movies have gotten to that point now where I can't watch them anymore without noticing something wrong with the CGI all the time. That's part of the reason why I'm not interested in Avatar. Ten years from now, this movie will look laughably bad.
In the end of the Battle of Pelennor Fields the ghosts are swarming the elephants and are moving faster than all of the rest of the CGI. It was obviously a mistake and I'm amazed it got through. But yeah, there are lots of other examples. At this point I can only watch the first movie without laughing.
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Necrometer wrote: Even the LOTR movies look fucking retarded post-Avatar. I tried. It's just hippies walking through fields the whole time.
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. I need a gif of LOTR characters walking through fields endlessly.
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Necrometer wrote:The G.I.Joe movie cost $175 million and was shit visually.
Aside from this:

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Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:01 am

Those tits were free, though! Thx nature!
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:16 am

Necrometer wrote:Those tits were free, though! Thx nature!
*sigh*

Yeah.

I was actually kind of stunned by how hot she was in that movie.
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Black Jacques wrote:fuck that man. I'm not messin' with no giant corn...
dreweq wrote:clasping em like they were pages of the pelican brief she was gonna use to solve a fuckin nancy drew murder mystery or something.
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:11 pm

Necrometer wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:"Bbbbut it looks amazing." Give a guy $300 million and just about anyone can make a great looking movie.
This is so far from true. The G.I.Joe movie cost $175 million and was shit visually. You think another $125 M would have fixed that? Cameron can do something no one else can. Even the LOTR movies look fucking retarded post-Avatar. I tried. It's just hippies walking through fields the whole time.
And in a few years the technology will be cheaper and widely available, meanwhile Avatar will have aged like a crackwhore.
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The best part about the longevity of this reee-community is that we'll probably be able to see whether or not you're full of shit. Typically what is seen when the technology becomes readily available is a proliferation of SHIT - just look at the effects in Alien 3 for example.
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Necrometer wrote:The G.I.Joe movie cost $175 million and was shit visually.
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She also played the green chick in the new Star Trek. Ridiculously hot.
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Fri May 14, 2010 7:11 am

Well the jig is finally up. I'm seeing this today at work as everyone wanted to watch it for our movie group. Because it's so ridiculously long I'll even have to stay late to finish it. Ross, be aware I will be cursing your name all day long.
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Fri May 14, 2010 7:12 am

However if by some miracle this movie isn't a 3 hour piece of shit I will admit it. Open mind 2010.
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Necrometer wrote: The G.I.Joe movie

hahahaha
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noah thirteen wrote:I'm seeing this today
Looks like I'm one of the few hold outs...
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Necrometer wrote: The G.I.Joe movie

hahahaha
This one wasn't atrocious, a lot of stuff blew up and the girl who played Baroness was a fuckin' fox...... however I wouldn't have seen it if I didn't have to, I've seen more hollywood garbage than you can even comprehend. The worst I have seen were Motherhood with Uma thurman, Three Kingdoms and the movie about that fuckin' Loch Ness Faggot who looked like a gay dinosaur......
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Fri May 14, 2010 7:42 am

Did McDonalds offer a Happy Meal in conjunction with the GI Joe movie? Can I bring my action figures to the theater with me? Movies are so fun!!!!
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I must admit, I did enjoy wondering about what that tight, virgin, alien snatch must have looked like and spent a great deal of time admiring her tall, slim alien body...... but aside from that and the one scene where the alien horse with 6 legs was on fire the movie was total garbage.......
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Alright I just saw this. I think the most important aspect is that Aliens was made in '87, near the apex of the Monster Reagans power. In that film Burke gets his in the end. In obamas america, burke is a little chubbier and is sent home with a stern warning not to come back. Business men have moved from kings, to gods! Abandon all home ye who live past this mark.
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:33 am

not seeing it for a second time is even better.
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:03 pm

why are people even bothering to think, much less post those thoughts, about this steaming pile of horseshit anymore? ESPECIALLY considering camerons cowardly actions as of late.
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