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la caca eres tu wrote:
electronicham wrote: Totally. I was hanging out with these Juggalos, shortly before I joined the Air Force.
Sub-human, seriously, why anybody would be into doing or watching that is completely beyond me.
Yeah, I wouldn't hang out with Juggalos either.
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inglebert humperdink wrote:I've got a hunch that females will not be posting in this thread.
wrong! i am a total perv.

http://www.efukt.com/2288_Indian_Girl_A ... Scene.html
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adie wrote:
inglebert humperdink wrote:I've got a hunch that females will not be posting in this thread.
wrong! i am a total perv.

http://www.efukt.com/2288_Indian_Girl_A ... Scene.html
Hahaha wow. She sounds like a shrieking chimp at the end. :moreawesome:
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adie wrote:
inglebert humperdink wrote:I've got a hunch that females will not be posting in this thread.
wrong! i am a total perv.

http://www.efukt.com/2288_Indian_Girl_A ... Scene.html
this made my day :tup:
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Goatus wrote:
adie wrote:
inglebert humperdink wrote:I've got a hunch that females will not be posting in this thread.
wrong! i am a total perv.

http://www.efukt.com/2288_Indian_Girl_A ... Scene.html
Hahaha wow. She sounds like a shrieking chimp at the end. :moreawesome:
:fonz: My exact thought.
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This thread makes me so sad. How can people enjoy this?
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metal5411 wrote:This thread makes me so sad. How can people enjoy this?
Me, too. I don't get it at all. Makes me squirm in my seat every time I try to watch even a portion of these. Anyone want to try to explain why they like this kind of thing? (other than Smegma, whose response I've heard and think I know??)...
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caldwell.the.great wrote:
metal5411 wrote:This thread makes me so sad. How can people enjoy this?
Me, too. I don't get it at all. Makes me squirm in my seat every time I try to watch even a portion of these. Anyone want to try to explain why they like this kind of thing? (other than Smegma, whose response I've heard and think I know??)...
It makes me giggle.
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Because human suffering is 8).
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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oh man. :(
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smooth wrote:Because human suffering is 8).
:?
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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I don't know about you guys, but the second I've had an orgasm, any and all porn disgusts me. I feel like I've been watching dogs hump and enjoyed it...
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metal5411 wrote:
smooth wrote:Because human suffering is 8).
:?
Yellow-belly.
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smooth wrote:
metal5411 wrote:
smooth wrote:Because human suffering is 8).
:?
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:I don't know about you guys, but the second I've had an orgasm, any and all porn disgusts me. I feel like I've been watching dogs hump and enjoyed it...
I get that too, like I've been :bean: to zombies eating flesh. But in 5 minutes... :bean:
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Pisscubes wrote:
riley wrote:when he's jerking himself off at the end and says "you can close your eyes if you want" i'm assuming it's because he knows how disgusting it is to watch him jiggle his way to orgasm
Then she starts PEEKING-- half opening one eye.

It's so fucking miserable.

oh man....i didn't realize it was offensive to do this to a guy, or even unusual. i'm fucked up.
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what ? no it's fine if a girl is interested in the ejaculation, it's even awesome

she's just horrified by it and hates the whole experience and wants it to be over so bad which is why that one is so :(
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and the fat ugly guy KNOWS he's a fat ugly guy and FEELS BAD ABOUT IT. i would actually be less hurt by this video if he'd been cruel and degrading and like "yeah you're getting fucked by a fat ugly guy and hating it ! oh you're peeking at me about to cum but hoping i won't ?? well then i'm going to cum in your eye ! NO TOWEL EITHER !!" but he tries to come off all tender or something, so his "hey i'm really sorry you're reduced to fucking a schmoe like me, i'll try to make this as painless as possible." attitude just makes it even more :( :( :(
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that actually seems strangely life-affirming by description alone
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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copstache wrote:that actually seems strangely life-affirming by description alone
miserable sexual experiences are life affirming ?

YOU BETTER START EXPLAINING YOURSELF FAST
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Ahhh look what uncontrolled feminism has done to you all. She gets paid, and you all feel bad. Who's really getting exploited here?
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