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http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html

Two weeks ago a friend of mine got a lapdance from the girl in this video at a bachelor party. Another stipper told us about this video so we looked it up when we got back. Ruined my night.
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Funerape wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html

Two weeks ago a friend of mine got a lapdance from the girl in this video at a bachelor party. Another stipper told us about this video so we looked it up when we got back. Ruined my night.
jesus what a bummer
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i love the deaf girl one, i think it's been posted a couple of times before but it gets me (off) every time
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Shit, oddly enough I went to see one of my friend's final projects for school and she did hers on porn. She showed clips of some French casting director that initiates girls into porn to see if they can perform. Usually the girls are from eastern Europe and he has a girl translating for him (I bet somebody here knows who he is) anyway one of the girls was talking about how she started having sex very early, giving her first blowjob at 6!! to a guy that was around 28, and supposedly having sex with him later in life and sort of having a relationship until he died at 55 or so. The depressing part isn't just that, but my friend cut the movie so that it goes back and forth between scenes of this poor girl telling this odd story of what she thought was her first love (when in reality the guy was just a fucking pedophile) and scenes of the director having sex with this girl...
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... she was hot though, if the room wasn't filled with people I would've definitely :mastoman: if somebody has that link, hook it up...also, my friend is a girl and her parents were there. She had three parts, the first one was a compilation of different movies, all showing random sex acts. The next part wasn't as graphic and was quite funny, it was a sex scene with a guy doing a voice-over about things guys think about during sex "Man, she is so taking my cock, I am the man!" mixed with more introspective thoughts - which was her aim, to show how masculinity is overplayed in porn, or something like that - and the third part was the one with the French director
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Funerape wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html

Two weeks ago a friend of mine got a lapdance from the girl in this video at a bachelor party. Another stipper told us about this video so we looked it up when we got back. Ruined my night.
Fuck... I can't stand watching porn like that, that's so overly demeaning, it makes me sick.
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la caca eres tu wrote:
Funerape wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html

Two weeks ago a friend of mine got a lapdance from the girl in this video at a bachelor party. Another stipper told us about this video so we looked it up when we got back. Ruined my night.
Fuck... I can't stand watching porn like that, that's so overly demeaning, it makes me sick.
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The original vid... Does that look like a normal dick? Looks retarded to me... I would image search dicks on Google, but I haven't had enough to drink...
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the awesome Assassin wrote:The original vid... Does that look like a normal dick? Looks retarded to me... I would image search dicks on Google, but I haven't had enough to drink...
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q ... 2&aq=f&oq=
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LOL.
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Max Hardcore
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Dr.Fondles wrote:Max Hardcore
The worst.
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That's actually a great way to make the alimony payments...
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riley wrote:
Funerape wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html

Two weeks ago a friend of mine got a lapdance from the girl in this video at a bachelor party. Another stipper told us about this video so we looked it up when we got back. Ruined my night.
jesus what a bummer
the other ones bugged me a little, but just the title of that one makes me think I'm going to want to chokeslam the guy that filmed/made it/fucked the girl.

i'm not even really capable of choke-slamming someone, but maybe I could hire you or RBB to do it for me?

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Pisscubes wrote:Just saw this beauty. She tried at the beginning to be into it but by the time the dude is fucking her, it makes your boner go :|


This chick is SO not happy to be doing this.

http://youporn.com/watch/244899/kim-gets-fucked/
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Thread earns 4 rape stars.
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smooth wrote:Thread earns 4 Pisscubes.
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electronicham wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:
Dr.Fondles wrote:Max Hardcore
The worst.
Totally. I was hanging out with these Juggalos, shortly before I joined the Air Force. I thought I was going to a party, but it turned out to be a social gathering of the juggalos of a few idiots. When the majority of the people left, this dude throws on a Max Hardcore porn. Now, there was only 4 of us in the room. 4 DUDES. The scene was Max going between face fucking this chick until she puked, then shoving it in her ass, then back to face fucking until she puked, etc for about 10 minutes. I am surprised I lasted that long. I got up and just went out on the porch to smoke. My ride followed me shortly after. We didn't say one word all the way home.
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Sub-human, seriously, why anybody would be into doing or watching that is completely beyond me. Violence in porn is disturbing.
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Pisscubes wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:
smooth wrote:Thread earns 4 Pisscubes.

:ax: :ax: :ax:
That's only three, dude...
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electronicham wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:
smooth wrote:Thread earns 4 Pisscubes.

:ax: :ax: :ax:
That's only three, dude...
The 4th one is coming when you least expect it
Rapists... so unpredictable.
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I've got a hunch that females will not be posting in this thread.
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This kind of porn makes me want to stomp on the faces of the human waste that produce it.
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anfo666 wrote:This kind of porn makes me want to stomp on the faces of the human waste that produce it.
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Funerape wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html

Two weeks ago a friend of mine got a lapdance from the girl in this video at a bachelor party. Another stipper told us about this video so we looked it up when we got back. Ruined my night.
Oh fuck, seriously.
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