My oven is broken. How do i feed my fucking family TIPS PLEASE

[Eight Bit Alien]

DO you have tips?
Life hacks?

What are good foods you can make using only a microwave and a single electric burner like in a college dorm? I have one of those



I spent 3837÷8÷55555 dollars buying parts to fix this fucking thing and it turns out a fucking wire exploded inside of it and now it's

A. Repair man
B. Set the house on fire and die eventually
C. Buy a new one (gay option)

I am giving informed consent for everyone to tell me what to do for the next week

[Eight Bit Alien]

And i mean, in general, not just about fruitarian meals - tell me what to do. About anything. Try it out I might listen

The gate is open for a small window of time

[samiam]

I don't know, I don't have a family. I survive on oatmeal and kratom.

[ghost boner]

Just order a pizza, man

[MPD]

give your kid a tablet.

beat your wife.

[the awesome Assassin]

Hahaha

[Toilet Fleet]

You've got adequate cooking for most things; you could probably snag an air fryer at a thrift store for under $20 if so inclined, and that covers basically the rest of cooking (you can't, like, do a bain-marie while baking)

I think 73% of PInterest is single pan recipes

[featherboa]

call landlord

[The Bill]

Hello, do you own a toaster oven?

If you must microwave, remember to add water or oil to avoid dehydration and rubbery outcomes.

Pasta will “cook” in salted cold water, just takes longer (2 hours) and you’ll probably want to be checking it out often the first time.

[Eight Bit Alien]

You've got adequate cooking for most things; you could probably snag an air fryer at a thrift store for under $20 if so inclined, and that covers basically the rest of cooking (you can't, like, do a bain-marie while baking)

I think 73% of PInterest is single pan recipes

Thanks!

What else

[Eight Bit Alien]

I don't know, I don't have a family. I survive on oatmeal and kratom.

I always tell people that if you don't get fucked up on kratom while blasting infected mushroom, I don't really consider you to be "white" and wouldn't be welcome in the ethnostate

[samiam]

I don't know, I don't have a family. I survive on oatmeal and kratom.

I always tell people that if you don't get fucked up on kratom while blasting infected mushroom, I don't really consider you to be "white" and wouldn't be welcome in the ethnostate

well ok, but I don't really care about being white. Most of my favorite bands are mexican like word salad, catheter, cephalic carnage, los crudos etc

[Eight Bit Alien]

I spent 2002-2005 inhaling computer duster for Wotan. They can't take that from me

[cxwx]

I've never tried kratom even though there is literally a kratom factory within walking distance of my house

[samiam]

Nice sig man! Lead vox for cephalic is a Mexican dude, right on!

[cxwx]

In Living Color is my favorite black metal band

[samiam]

gottem

[smooth]

1 burner is all you need to make big meals... all I had for a while once while living in India

[Krieg]

Our oven is broken as well, it only knows how to be switched off and how to be at hell temperature and burn all the food. I now have to spend one million hours in YouTube watching oven repair videos, ordering spare parts, failing at repairing it and finally ordering a new one. Same happened with our fridge, I just gave up last night and ordered a new one. Fuck this shit, everything breaking at the same time.

[Warpsmasher]

How much kratom to get fucked up? I can take heaping handfuls of the pills and feel nothing...

[Eight Bit Alien]

Don't eat that shit man it's full of heavy metals and it's not a great buzz even at excess imho. I used it for a while for pain management and it fucked me up pretty good, personally dont recommend. Is a good analgesic i will admit

Just one mans opinion of course

[Eight Bit Alien]

4-8 grams is where most people would go for recreational use

[samiam]

For me, it's super addictive and I'm trying to ween off of it. I wouldn't recommend starting it, pretty much wish I hadn't. Of course, I love the high, but that's why it's so difficult to quit. It's basically an opioid.

[Hunter]

word salad, catheter, cephalic carnage, los crudos etc

Fan of Bad People Records?

[samiam]

Isn't that Haraldo from Catheter's label? Yes!

No less, jeño, laughing dog... fuck yeah!

Jeño and laughing dog are some of the best musicians I've seen live