Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

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Geeheeb wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:43 am
perfect
featherboa wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:37 pm
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i keep cracking up when i see this, nice job nov
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Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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hipster holocaust wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:28 am
Holiday bonuses won't be coming until February
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Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:38 am
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Guy talking about the Tool song that uses the Fibonacci sequence.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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Some weird girl asked if she could sit next to me. ( lucky for me right?) and I said “sure no problem” or what ever. The chair she sat in was completely disconnected from mine and had a table in between it so I thought it was kind of odd she would ask that as if she was imposing or something. But what ever, I just went back to my book.

Today she sits next to me and said something like “don’t worry, I won’t stare at you” (????) or something I wasn’t 100% sure of. She then proceeds to rapidly turn the pages of a magazine backwards.

I mentioned this to someone else later and they said “does she have short hair and glasses?” He knew the person I described immediately from a recent training class for exhibiting odd behavior without me even describing what they looked like so now I don’t feel like a complete asshole.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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hipster holocaust wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:28 am
Holiday bonuses won't be coming until February
Replace "bonuses" with "bonus updates"
Replace "until February" with "." :(
MeatGrease wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:38 am
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The next person who says “it’s the zombie apocalypse!” or pontificates about anything I’m going to kick in the fucking crotch and pour a can of botulism down their throats.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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