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Geeheeb wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:43 am
perfect
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i keep cracking up when i see this, nice job nov
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Holiday bonuses won't be coming until February
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Guy talking about the Tool song that uses the Fibonacci sequence.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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Some weird girl asked if she could sit next to me. ( lucky for me right?) and I said “sure no problem” or what ever. The chair she sat in was completely disconnected from mine and had a table in between it so I thought it was kind of odd she would ask that as if she was imposing or something. But what ever, I just went back to my book.

Today she sits next to me and said something like “don’t worry, I won’t stare at you” (????) or something I wasn’t 100% sure of. She then proceeds to rapidly turn the pages of a magazine backwards.

I mentioned this to someone else later and they said “does she have short hair and glasses?” He knew the person I described immediately from a recent training class for exhibiting odd behavior without me even describing what they looked like so now I don’t feel like a complete asshole.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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hipster holocaust wrote:
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Holiday bonuses won't be coming until February
Replace "bonuses" with "bonus updates"
Replace "until February" with "." :(
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The next person who says “it’s the zombie apocalypse!” or pontificates about anything I’m going to kick in the fucking crotch and pour a can of botulism down their throats.
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“Someone bought this on -DATE REDACTED- is it still under the three year warranty?”
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cxwx wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:21 pm
“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
oof :x
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Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 am
cxwx wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:21 pm
“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
oof :x
He is one of these ex-California’s that think illegal immigrants ruined his life because land lords start charging higher rent at places where there’s twelve people living in one house. He also thinks there’s some legitimacy to birtherism and his wife is a minister. He once told a story of how he used to deliver pizza and the woman who answered the door offered him a blow job and he turned her down.
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cxwx wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 2:43 pm
THE KILL wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 am
cxwx wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:21 pm
“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
oof :x
He is one of these ex-California’s that think illegal immigrants ruined his life because land lords start changing higher rent at places where there’s twelve people living in one house. He also thinks there’s some legitimacy to birtherism and his wife is a minister. He once told a story of how he used to deliver pizza and the woman who answered the door offered him a blow job and he turned her down.
Honestly I'm just grateful I don't have to deal with that sort of stupidity on a daily basis...
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Someone thought the “keep calm and carry on” graphic had something to do with alcohol because of the crown on the top of the image. When I told them it was from a British world war 2 propaganda poster someone else piped up and smugly said it was from a crown royal add. They were so completely insistent on something that could be disproven in just 5 seconds.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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THE KILL wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 2:55 am
cxwx wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 2:43 pm
THE KILL wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 am
cxwx wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:21 pm
“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
oof :x
He is one of these ex-California’s that think illegal immigrants ruined his life because land lords start changing higher rent at places where there’s twelve people living in one house. He also thinks there’s some legitimacy to birtherism and his wife is a minister. He once told a story of how he used to deliver pizza and the woman who answered the door offered him a blow job and he turned her down.
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