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its up to you to show him the way

At work there are big flat screens mounted to walls so we can
Watch movies while working

The management refuses to play an MLK documentary on MLK day or most of the people didn't want to watch it, I'm not sure which but either way a black manager was miffed

The next day or so oh brother where art thou is being played and the same manager complains about the KKK scene and gets it turned off

Then other people bitch about "the race card"

Now we can only watch pg (not pg13) movies.


Everyone involved in this is an idiot

hipster holocaust wrote:The closest ones are in Diabetestown, PA

Roadtrip!

Cascade Whore wrote:At work there are big flat screens mounted to walls so we can
Watch movies while working

Do you work at a laundromat?

Fuck...I'm Dave wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:The closest ones are in Diabetestown, PA

Roadtrip!

100% down

hipster holocaust wrote:

Cascade Whore wrote:At work there are big flat screens mounted to walls so we can
Watch movies while working

Do you work at a laundromat?

No. Do you think black people would work at a laundromat?

Uh, yes?

I don't think we should be talking about this

We wouldn't be if you said what your job is.

hipster holocaust wrote:We wouldn't be if you said what your job is.

No, that's not what I meant

His job where they watch movies is obviously one of these scenarios, from most to least likely:
A) He sells his blood plasma twice a week
B) He is still attends public school and his teacher is a burnout who just puts on movies instead of doing his job
C) He licks stamps or some other menial repetitive labor and they were able to convince middle management that having a TV on is no less distracting than a radio
D) He is a burnout public school teacher and puts on movies instead of doing his job
E) He works as some kind of emergency personnel somewhere where very little happens so they just sit around most days waiting for the phone to call

Grave digger in a biodome

Security guard
Taxi dispatch
Projectionist
Watching movies with black guys guy

Overheard a large black woman loudly arguing for 15 minutes with a sandwich shop that they didn't put cheese on her sandwich.

Do you think they did and she just ate it like a ninja?

hipster holocaust wrote: Watching movies with black guys guy

The manager was a woman

"Why is she standin' all stupid?"

Credit Bureaus Were the NSA of the 19th Century

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/a ... us/479226/

I got into it with some turd at work recently who looks like a lanky meth addict that's lost about 30 pounds of muscle in the last few months. I'll call him "shit scarecrow"

SSC decides to say this at random out of the blue: "dude your sales pitch fucking sucks"
Me:??????????
SSC: "it's shit dude"
Me: "how many sales to you have?"
SSC: "it get like 3 of X every month"
Me: "hmm gee so I. Infact have more than you this month"
SSC: " it doesn't matter"
Me:???????????? *then why'd you open your fucking mouth. To air our your blackened amphetamine stumps?*
Me: "if I want advice on life you're not going to be the person I ask"
SSC: "oh yeah! I won't be working here seven years when I'm as old as you dude!!" *huffing and puffing*
Me: "yeah because you'll be in jail again"
SSC: "fuck your dude!!"


Next day:

Me: "hey looks like I got another sale"
SSC: "oh yeah!! You're still a douche bag dood! I won't be working here seven years!! I'm statin' my own buzinezz!! Snitches get stitches!!!"


Shit scarecrow is currently living with a pal of mine from work because he would basically be homeless of he didn't let him stay with him.

you work at Best Buy.

OOOOHHH...

Sounds like an unbalanced time bomb. Although it might be a good payday in court, you will have to spend some time in the hospital if he tries to take you out.

The Real MPD wrote:you work at Best Buy.

You're thinking of abdominalpillaging. I sell propane and propane accessories

hipster holocaust wrote:Sounds like an unbalanced time bomb. Although it might be a good payday in court, you will have to spend some time in the hospital if he tries to take you out.

Yeah. Even though I wanted to break a chair across his face, I'm thinking if he takes a swing at me I'm just going to put my hands behind my back and let everyone in the place see him punch me.

I was talking to a woman at work about how a family of white Muslims I know are giving serious thought of moving back to Germany after trumps election and she says "what's a white Muslim?"