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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:56 am
by Cascade Whore
So they are playing music at work that is real songs that have techno beats replacing the normal music and different people singing the lyrics, like thriller and we're not gonna take it without Michael Jackson or dee Snider and going "thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa"

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:22 pm
by MeatGrease
Cascade Whore wrote:I was talking to a woman at work about how a family of white Muslims I know are giving serious thought of moving back to Germany after trumps election and she says "what's a white Muslim?"
Were they Bosnian?

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:44 pm
by Cascade Whore
MeatGrease wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:I was talking to a woman at work about how a family of white Muslims I know are giving serious thought of moving back to Germany after trumps election and she says "what's a white Muslim?"
Were they Bosnian?
Yeah. Please tell me how it fits into your know it all narrative of how the world works.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:19 am
by hipster holocaust
Bud of mine compiled his stories, some of these are pretty great

https://coworkerstories.tumblr.com/

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:37 pm
by Cascade Whore
I talked to someone at work that seemed kind of slow and weird in a vaguely creepy way. Turns out they were from Xenia Ohio.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:47 pm
by Cascade Whore
hipster holocaust wrote:Bud of mine compiled his stories, some of these are pretty great

https://coworkerstories.tumblr.com/
This is killing me.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:42 pm
by Geeheeb
Cascade Whore wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:Bud of mine compiled his stories, some of these are pretty great

https://coworkerstories.tumblr.com/
This is killing me.
this shit is so good.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:18 pm
by riley-o
Just phenomenal. :tup:

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:36 pm
by Cascade Whore
The "coin thrower" makes me think of a cross between a back alley dice game and king wily from predator 2/the elder dwarf from Willow casting little bones to divine the spirit world.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:09 pm
by Cascade Whore
I was told today not to waive a payment fee for a blind customer because some memo from the top is saying absolutey no exceptions for waivers even though our own literature states specifically that if a customer is disabled they are NOT to be assessed this fee. Even though she literally can't see her credit card numbers and by the time she can decipher a single digit the automated system has kicked her out. Even though she can't see her computer screen to pay online. And one manger making smart ass comments like "if she can't see how did she use her phone to call us" and "she better just set up auto pay" After arguing with three managers that they are breaking their own policy and are cruel assholes I was essentially told to shut the fuck up.
I really we get sued.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:08 am
by The Bill
Geeheeb wrote:
Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:42 pm
Cascade Whore wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:Bud of mine compiled his stories, some of these are pretty great

https://coworkerstories.tumblr.com/
This is killing me.
this shit is so good.
I'm not going to lie. I just Googled "Who named Africa Africa?" after reading that.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:18 pm
by hipster holocaust
:lol:

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:16 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
"It's got a real 21 Pilots vibe, like when you go to a poetry slam"

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:39 am
by featherboa
getting all mad at CW's post

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:21 am
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote:
Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:22 pm
Cascade Whore wrote:I was talking to a woman at work about how a family of white Muslims I know are giving serious thought of moving back to Germany after trumps election and she says "what's a white Muslim?"
Were they Bosnian?
Were you a stupid fucking fag?
Yes.
Yes you were and yes you are.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:15 pm
by featherboa
my desk faces a window into a big bull pen area of a coworking space; now there's some schlub that saunters past ever what feels like 5 minutes.
the other day i went to go pee and he was in the stall with his phone on full blast and he got up and left without pooping after i came in.

and then the spaces' owners sent out memo that said "our ISP says someone here has a virus! please fix your shit" and it was the company said schlub "works" for that had the viruses. and the company is the campaign for a local democrat candidate.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:30 pm
by Geeheeb
hahahaha sorry man

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:53 pm
by featherboa
god all he does is walk around all day

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:53 pm
by featherboa
again i went to pee and that guy was in the stall and left without pooping again. he trying to mix a batch in there or something?

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:16 pm
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Maybe he's taking coke

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:52 pm
by cxwx
50 year old dipshit spending over $500 on kid rock tickets.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:12 pm
by postaddiction
One Time this chick I worked with got fired for saying the N word repeatedly after dropping it while reciting rap lyrics and getting into a discussion with the friend around her about how she feels like she can say it (the complaint to HR was made by a white woman who witnessed the scene in passing, the friend didn't care beyond telling her to shut the fuck up at that moment)

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:37 pm
by cxwx
Woman I’m sitting next to saying she was going to vote for sanders then she became a never hilary-ier then a full time trump supporter. She is older, toothless and can barley walk and said if she gets fired from this job she will have to go in disability even though this is one of the redest states in the union. She sounds like she is prone to conspiracy theories and easily influenced from one random thing to the next. This is more depressing than stupid.

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 10:42 pm
by MeatGrease
cxwx wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 3:37 pm
Woman I’m sitting next to saying she was going to vote for sanders then she became a never hilary-ier then a full time trump supporter. She is older, toothless and can barley walk and said if she gets fired from this job she will have to go in disability even though this is one of the redest states in the union. She sounds like she is prone to conspiracy theories and easily influenced from one random thing to the next. This is more depressing than stupid.
Well you ended up at precisely the same life-station, so..she's smarter than you

Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 11:00 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
How's the underground punk rock record store job going ?