Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

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Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:13 pm

Lol, outsourced.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:34 am

My boss started singing Champagne Supernova today. I asked him if he had read Glamorama.
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featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
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Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:08 am

There’s a phone in a guys locker in the brake room that will go off and play five sounds at once like three alarm noises farm animals sounds and explosions. It will ring for ten minutes.

I caught the kid and told him.

“It can’t be me because my phone is on do not disturb”

“——okay, your alarm is set to make a whole bunch of noises at once?”

“Yeah”

“Okay it’s your phone then”

“I don’t think so”
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Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:54 am

I never have dumb things to hear anymore because I work with only 4 people and they're all reasonable adults.
But I'm we're in a co-working space type of thing, and a new company moved in in the room next door. It's just one guy, and he's usually playing ac/dc or aerosmith, at a low level, but still through speakers, at the co-working space.

Anyways I was here kind of late and everyone else was gone but him and he starts BLASTING fucking black hole sun won't you come. And his wife shows up and I can hear her kind of whispering to him to turn it down, he's bothering everyone. And he says There's no one here, IT'S A GOOD SONG. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Next song was GOO GOO DOLLS NAME
I went home before I could find out what was next.
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:03 am

featherboa wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:54 am
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
You were looking forward to that day.
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Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:05 am

It's like teh audio abom thread, but in real life
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:06 am

The next time that happens you should crank up some Brainbombs, some of their stuff where you can easily understand the lyrics. He’d probably enjoy the music until the singing kicks in.
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Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:09 am

That reminds me I was in a cab a few months ago and the driver was cranking the Superunknown album. I’m not saying I don’t like hearing “Mail Man” at high volumes. Just seemed rather obnoxious.
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let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:31 pm

“So I woke up and my phone was at 13% then it went down to 9% then I charged it in my car and it went up to 18% then went down to 5% and now I was able to charge it up to 22%. All because I forgot to charge it last night!!”
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Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:25 pm

A woman at work is a recovering drug addict so she lives in a halfway house with 15 other girls. They want to kick her out for leaving the toilet seat ..... down????
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Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:05 am

“You should cut your hair to look more presentable”

Said by person with a tattoo on their hand that reads “bad luck”.
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Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:12 am

There's a lady who absolutely will not use a cuss word, ever. In fact, she constantly replaces "Oh, shit!" with "Oh, sugar!" It's taking years off of my life.
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Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:43 am

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Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:03 am

Site director is playing acoustic guitar in his office and singing in a neo folk/ soul voice.
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Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:12 pm

Being told the day before my week end that our days off are being changed.

Being called on my day off to be told that the last minute change that I had no choice but to agree to had been postponed and the day off I thought I had was now a work day again.
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Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:38 pm

cxwx wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:12 pm
Being told the day before my week end that our days off are being changed.

Being called on my day off to be told that the last minute change that I had no choice but to agree to had been postponed and the day off I thought I had was now a work day again.
Why do you people always call at dinner time?
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Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:51 pm

MeatGrease wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:38 pm
cxwx wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:12 pm
Being told the day before my week end that our days off are being changed.

Being called on my day off to be told that the last minute change that I had no choice but to agree to had been postponed and the day off I thought I had was now a work day again.
Why do you people always call at dinner time?
I was actually about to get drunk before they called me
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Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:09 am

Someone stole my Contigo mug.
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