Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:50 pm
i keep cracking up when i see this, nice job nov
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Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:51 am
Replace "bonuses" with "bonus updates"
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:50 pm
Guy talking about the Tool song that uses the Fibonacci sequence.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:15 pm
Some weird girl asked if she could sit next to me. ( lucky for me right?) and I said “sure no problem” or what ever. The chair she sat in was completely disconnected from mine and had a table in between it so I thought it was kind of odd she would ask that as if she was imposing or something. But what ever, I just went back to my book.
Today she sits next to me and said something like “don’t worry, I won’t stare at you” (????) or something I wasn’t 100% sure of. She then proceeds to rapidly turn the pages of a magazine backwards.
I mentioned this to someone else later and they said “does she have short hair and glasses?” He knew the person I described immediately from a recent training class for exhibiting odd behavior without me even describing what they looked like so now I don’t feel like a complete asshole.
Today she sits next to me and said something like “don’t worry, I won’t stare at you” (????) or something I wasn’t 100% sure of. She then proceeds to rapidly turn the pages of a magazine backwards.
I mentioned this to someone else later and they said “does she have short hair and glasses?” He knew the person I described immediately from a recent training class for exhibiting odd behavior without me even describing what they looked like so now I don’t feel like a complete asshole.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:21 pm
“ Bernie sanders being a Jew that’s for socialism is like being a black that’s pro slavery.”
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:08 am
Replace "until February" with "."
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:20 pm
The next person who says “it’s the zombie apocalypse!” or pontificates about anything I’m going to kick in the fucking crotch and pour a can of botulism down their throats.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 12:28 am
“Someone bought this on -DATE REDACTED- is it still under the three year warranty?”
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 am
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 2:43 pm
He is one of these ex-California’s that think illegal immigrants ruined his life because land lords start charging higher rent at places where there’s twelve people living in one house. He also thinks there’s some legitimacy to birtherism and his wife is a minister. He once told a story of how he used to deliver pizza and the woman who answered the door offered him a blow job and he turned her down.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:55 am
Honestly I'm just grateful I don't have to deal with that sort of stupidity on a daily basis...cxwx wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 2:43 pmHe is one of these ex-California’s that think illegal immigrants ruined his life because land lords start changing higher rent at places where there’s twelve people living in one house. He also thinks there’s some legitimacy to birtherism and his wife is a minister. He once told a story of how he used to deliver pizza and the woman who answered the door offered him a blow job and he turned her down.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 3:39 am
Someone thought the “keep calm and carry on” graphic had something to do with alcohol because of the crown on the top of the image. When I told them it was from a British world war 2 propaganda poster someone else piped up and smugly said it was from a crown royal add. They were so completely insistent on something that could be disproven in just 5 seconds.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:04 am
THE KILL wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 2:55 amTELL US MORE!cxwx wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 2:43 pmHe is one of these ex-California’s that think illegal immigrants ruined his life because land lords start changing higher rent at places where there’s twelve people living in one house. He also thinks there’s some legitimacy to birtherism and his wife is a minister. He once told a story of how he used to deliver pizza and the woman who answered the door offered him a blow job and he turned her down.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:29 pm
Getting laid off for the third time from the same company in the last three and a half years. This time for good as they are closing up shop permanently. Maybe I can share Dwyer’s fail van.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:55 pm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:58 pm
Uh huh, yeah. I know what capitalism is. That was the point. I think there’s another homeless guy somewhere for you to kick in the ribs, go get em tuff guy.MeatGrease wrote: ↑Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:55 pmhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:27 am
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:36 pm
If it wasn't for my family relying on my health benefits I'd be going out of my way to get laid the fuck off. Unless you're not getting unemployment. Then that blows. But if so, go friggin bananas.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:52 pm
I’m sure I’ll be able to draw unemployment if I don’t get a new job right away. It’s not for a few months so at least we get ample warning. I should be able to get paid out for my massive hours of unused vacation time too. Plus I’ve been saving money not spending it on stupid shit so I don’t think I’ll be in the poor house too soon, but you never know, shit can go down hill fast. I don’t exactly want to pound the pavement looking for work in the middle of a fucking plague. If worst comes to worst I can sell my house and move to another state with lower cost of living. My monthly payment is pretty low as I’ve had the mortgage for a long while now and property value has exploded where I live.hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:36 pmIf it wasn't for my family relying on my health benefits I'd be going out of my way to get laid the fuck off. Unless you're not getting unemployment. Then that blows. But if so, go friggin bananas.
TL;DR
My fat ass won’t starve any time soon.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:10 am
Oh look, you own a house. Fuck you
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:09 am
Glad to hear things aren't as shitty for you as they could possibly be.
Hoping this turns out as painless as possible for you, for whatever little that's worth.
Hoping this turns out as painless as possible for you, for whatever little that's worth.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:17 pm
Asses robustness of approach.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:19 pm
Montana is pretty cheap.cxwx wrote: ↑ If worst comes to worst I can sell my house and move to another state with lower cost of living.
But seriously, good luck. Shit sucks.
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:21 pm
I'd urge caution before moving to Montana.Necrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:19 pmMontana is pretty cheap.cxwx wrote: ↑ If worst comes to worst I can sell my house and move to another state with lower cost of living.
But seriously, good luck. Shit sucks.
You've got to first ask yourself: "How diverse is my skillset?"
Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:38 pm