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Spiritual Retreat Master wrote:Mastodon, Red Fang, Howl, Baroness, Black Tusk, Iron Tusk, Kylesa, Prehistoric Dog, Suicidal Seahorse, Under Beast Foot Trampled, A Pig Called Golgatha, My Giant Beard Grows On Me, Tight Jeans Are So Rad, The Raging Dog Rages Upon Elephant Tusks, Tusk Tusk, Wooly Mammoth, Large Old Beast, PBR is RAD, Where are My RAD Glasses?, March of the Killer Elephants, Electric Yet Prehistoric Iron Tusks Stabbing a Horse Called Regasus, My Giant Beard Grows Bigger and Radder by the Day, A Dozen Keys I Never Use Dangle From my Rad Jeans, Rad Mustache and Cowboy Shirts, Raging Whales, Lost in the Belly of a Whale, Chasing Whales with Big Beards, Whales with Big Beards Chasing ME, HUGE BEARDS, Whales Trapped in a Hot-Air Balloon, etc.

that name is way too long, and way, too, many, commas, dude, and I
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So this isn't real, right? Like how it supposedly wasn't when they did it at Coachella?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frjaQ17yAww<

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