Another "Make Up Stupid Band Names" thread

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kevin hash wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:38 am Pregnant Truck
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I sometimes think about this made-up band, who are like an old 2008-2013 pitchfork darling post-hardcore metal hipster thing called

D A D S


Lkke their self-titled would have a black and white photo for a cover, kinda blurry of a guy in sneakers jumping onstage and big white letters saying D A D S
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