Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

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I believe putting your penis inside another man makes you gay except under very specific circumstances (like, for example, you were dreaming about facefucking melissa lauren but then you woke up and some criminal has broken in and has forced his asshole around your unsuspecting dick. i can't fault someone for closing his eyes and pretending he's still dreaming about melissa lauren's delightful mouth while he explodes into that robber's tight and willing shit canyon).

but titfucking is some other shit, especially when they're plastic. it'd be more like fucking a dog's chewtoy than fucking a man's surgically hollowed out and inverted penis.

you can't get cum on mari's face though because that is definitely gay.
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No, but that's my PCLGBT-friendly response.
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this isn't a poll?
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TheDOAD wrote:Not gay at all. It would be like your best friend (who is a dude) Holding up a pocket pussy while you fuck it.
That seems gay.
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Has she posted her tits yet? I need more evidence to consider.....
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Erik13 wrote:
TheDOAD wrote:Not gay at all. It would be like your best friend (who is a dude) Holding up a pocket pussy while you fuck it.
That seems gay.
... which isn't.... gay ... at all?
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jakebonz wrote:this isn't a poll?
fuck polls (not inverted ones though or you're gay)

people need to learn to participate with their words when their board rep is on the line instead of being an anonymous number
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riley-o wrote:some criminal has broken in and has forced his asshole around your unsuspecting dick.
you seem like you are in a horny fog when you came up with this gem.
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TheDOAD wrote:If you ejaculated on them that makes it 100 percent homosexual.
dude if ejaculating on them is homosexual then fucking them in the first place is homosexual. QED.
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TheDOAD wrote:If you ejaculated on them that makes it 100 percent homosexual.
WHAT!? You too!?!?! I'm gonna remember that one, fucker!
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TheDOAD wrote:Not gay at all. It would be like your best friend (who is a dude) Holding up a pocket pussy while you fuck it.
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Well, since her boobs are, what, less than a year old, that's more like 10,000% pedophilia there, since you're literally having sex with the boobs.

It's pretty much a no-win situation.
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Would she talk or be silent the whole time? How deep is her voice?
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Well someone in my life is going to get their tits shit on tonight, that much is certain...
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mari can you post your rack so we can know for sure if it's gay or not to touch our rock hard penis and imagine that it's squeezed between those monsters
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If you are sexually attracted to a man, you are gay. It is easy like that.
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noah thirteen wrote:Has she posted her tits yet? I need more evidence to consider.....
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I'd say gay. Remember that old dude with man tits in Jaws? Sure would be gay if you tit fucked that guy. With mari mar it would just get extra weird because of the hormones and surgeries and gender treachery.
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oops, i accidently started beating my diamond cutter like the family mule...
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Krieg wrote:If you are sexually attracted to a man, you are gay. It is easy like that.
And if you're attracted to Krieg...

There's no hope for you.

Jump off a bridge.
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i think i need another view to be sure. i'll have to run some pretty complex algorithms over a number of samples to make sure i'm not totally gay while imagining my cock sandwiched comfortably between those suckers.
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nipples will settle this once and for all
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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:nipples will settle this once and for all
Why in the hell do you want to see MANLY nipples topping those fake balloons? Why do you think they are hidden?
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