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Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:02 pm
by riley-o
I believe putting your penis inside another man makes you gay except under very specific circumstances (like, for example, you were dreaming about facefucking melissa lauren but then you woke up and some criminal has broken in and has forced his asshole around your unsuspecting dick. i can't fault someone for closing his eyes and pretending he's still dreaming about melissa lauren's delightful mouth while he explodes into that robber's tight and willing shit canyon).

but titfucking is some other shit, especially when they're plastic. it'd be more like fucking a dog's chewtoy than fucking a man's surgically hollowed out and inverted penis.

you can't get cum on mari's face though because that is definitely gay.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:04 pm
by krudmonk
No, but that's my PCLGBT-friendly response.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:04 pm
by Wulfgar
You've thought about this a lot haven't you.....

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:04 pm
by jakebonz
this isn't a poll?

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:05 pm
by Erik13
TheDOAD wrote:Not gay at all. It would be like your best friend (who is a dude) Holding up a pocket pussy while you fuck it.
That seems gay.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:06 pm
by caldwell.the.great
Erik13 wrote:
TheDOAD wrote:Not gay at all. It would be like your best friend (who is a dude) Holding up a pocket pussy while you fuck it.
That seems gay.
... which isn't.... gay ... at all?

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:07 pm
by riley-o
jakebonz wrote:this isn't a poll?
fuck polls (not inverted ones though or you're gay)

people need to learn to participate with their words when their board rep is on the line instead of being an anonymous number

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:07 pm
by BUNGVOX
riley-o wrote:some criminal has broken in and has forced his asshole around your unsuspecting dick.
you seem like you are in a horny fog when you came up with this gem.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by riley-o
TheDOAD wrote:If you ejaculated on them that makes it 100 percent homosexual.
dude if ejaculating on them is homosexual then fucking them in the first place is homosexual. QED.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by Mari_Mar
TheDOAD wrote:If you ejaculated on them that makes it 100 percent homosexual.
WHAT!? You too!?!?! I'm gonna remember that one, fucker!

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by Honky Kong 64
TheDOAD wrote:Not gay at all. It would be like your best friend (who is a dude) Holding up a pocket pussy while you fuck it.
:lol:

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by jakebonz
Well, since her boobs are, what, less than a year old, that's more like 10,000% pedophilia there, since you're literally having sex with the boobs.

It's pretty much a no-win situation.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by Mike Turbo
Would she talk or be silent the whole time? How deep is her voice?

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:10 pm
by soiled depends
Well someone in my life is going to get their tits shit on tonight, that much is certain...

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:10 pm
by riley-o
mari can you post your rack so we can know for sure if it's gay or not to touch our rock hard penis and imagine that it's squeezed between those monsters

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:10 pm
by Krieg
If you are sexually attracted to a man, you are gay. It is easy like that.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:10 pm
by E.E 3.0
so wonderfully, deliciously gay

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:11 pm
by Erik13
noah thirteen wrote:Has she posted her tits yet? I need more evidence to consider.....
Image

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:12 pm
by Comrade Slinky
I'd say gay. Remember that old dude with man tits in Jaws? Sure would be gay if you tit fucked that guy. With mari mar it would just get extra weird because of the hormones and surgeries and gender treachery.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:12 pm
by soiled depends
oops, i accidently started beating my diamond cutter like the family mule...

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:12 pm
by Mari_Mar
Krieg wrote:If you are sexually attracted to a man, you are gay. It is easy like that.
And if you're attracted to Krieg...

There's no hope for you.

Jump off a bridge.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:13 pm
by caldwell.the.great
i think i need another view to be sure. i'll have to run some pretty complex algorithms over a number of samples to make sure i'm not totally gay while imagining my cock sandwiched comfortably between those suckers.

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:14 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
nipples will settle this once and for all

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:15 pm
by Krieg
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:nipples will settle this once and for all
Why in the hell do you want to see MANLY nipples topping those fake balloons? Why do you think they are hidden?

Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:16 pm
by LolaFaun
What if I tied Mari up with one leg suspended off of the ground and placed a hitachi against her newly created clit? Is that "girl gay"?