Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

ThePhillyExperiment · Post by **ThePhillyExperiment** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 pm

hard paranormal dong wrote:i think maybe in a regular situation this could be considered gay, however in the sense of being a fan of cretin im pretty sure its fine. i mean i like cretin but not enough to bone any of them. if this was judas priest though and i had to take it full force from rob. no fucking problem. like my asshole could take the most severe beating it will ever know from him but since hes in the best band ever and my friends would be like "yeah dude, i mean thats pretty gay but it HAD to happen" its actually the straightest thing a man could ever do.

also riley, do you remember my working theory that if you bone a guy it takes his hetero away and adds it to yours? ie: you are a straight man, whos only had hetero sex, you are a 1 on the sexuality scale. once you do a dude you take his 1 and add it to yours. now hes at zero and is therefor gay. once he does a guy hell get his one back. so in a sense, if you came on a dude after fucking its tits, you took one of his heteros. now unless hes boned alot of dudes and saved up his heteros, hes fine, otherwise thats a gay dude now. until he bones another dude, of course.

This should be made into a Gay Highlander. At the end of the movie it won't be two dudes fighting with swords on top of a warehouse, it will be 2 truckers at a truck stop trying to unbutton each others' pants.

triple clutcher v2.5b · Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:02 pm

riley-o wrote:however, i really don't think that it relates at this time, and i think people are largely missing the true nature of this question, which is: are boobs so awesome that even fucking a dude's boobs becomes totally rad and transcendent of quibbles regarding gender ?

it's kind of a complex question though. Are we talking manboobs or just implants? Because I'm not putting my dick between this guy's bosoms:

but I could probably be convinced to stick my wiener between MM's implants and rub it around a little bit.

F/K/A HAPF · Post by **F/K/A HAPF** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:04 pm

Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.

Gookstorm · Post by **Gookstorm** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:05 pm

ThePhillyExperiment wrote:This should be made into a Gay Highlander. At the end of the movie it won't be two dudes fighting with swords on top of a warehouse, it will be 2 truckers at a truck stop trying to unbutton each others' pants.

This could be both terrible and awesome. Terrible in the sense that it's gays killing gays. Shit, maybe it'll sell to a bunch of conservatives just for that alone.

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:10 pm

F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.

I agree!!! Too bad she's across the country...

It's my b'day weekend... More boob pics are inevitable.

Reverend · Post by **Reverend** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:07 pm

F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.

Im slightly intrigued . . .

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:15 pm

Reverend wrote:
F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
Im slightly intrigued . . .

Dude, that's gay...

Reverend · Post by **Reverend** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:18 pm

Mari_Mar wrote:
Reverend wrote:
F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
Im slightly intrigued . . .
Dude, that's gay...

If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:20 pm

Reverend wrote:If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with

Nah... Here, just fuck my tits...

*offers tits*

Reverend · Post by **Reverend** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:23 pm

Mari_Mar wrote:
Reverend wrote:If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with
Nah... Here, just fuck my tits...

*offers tits*

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:29 pm

Reverend wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:
Reverend wrote:If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with
Nah... Here, just fuck my tits...

*offers tits*

I'm just saying!!!

If it's gonna make you gay anyway, then better to not have to bite a pillow, no?

And if it doesn't make you gay... Then you just fucked a nice rack.

Win/Win

Reverend · Post by **Reverend** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:38 pm

Dear god please stop

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:43 pm

Reverend wrote:Dear god please stop

Aww... c'mon. Just a a quickie. They're warm...

Toilet Fleet · Post by **Toilet Fleet** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:53 pm

Better question: would it make Mari straight? Or did I just blow (a load all over) your fucking mind?

the awesome Assassin · Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:58 pm

Who titty fucks anyway?

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:00 pm

Toilet Fleet wrote:Better question: would it make Mari straight?

Pffffffft!!!! Good luck.

the awesome Assassin wrote:Who titty fucks anyway?

Apparently not Reverend.

Toilet Fleet · Post by **Toilet Fleet** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:08 pm

Mari_Mar wrote:
Toilet Fleet wrote:Better question: would it make Mari straight?
Pffffffft!!!! Good luck.

So your offers are like the tittyfucking version of calling AAA for a flat tire? That's pretty rad, actually. TRIPLE A MORE LIKE DOUBLE D AMIRITE.

the awesome Assassin · Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:20 pm

Pisscubes wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:Who titty fucks anyway?

It's not a porno... And you're pretty hairy, your girl isn't liking it...

the awesome Assassin · Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:23 pm

Pisscubes wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:Who titty fucks anyway?

It's not a porno... And you're pretty hairy, your girl isn't liking it...
Sez you!

Meatball breath and steel wool dick & balls... I give your girl a thumbs up...

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:23 pm

the awesome Assassin wrote:Who titty fucks anyway?

you're dead to me.

the awesome Assassin · Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:27 pm

riley-o wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:Who titty fucks anyway?
you're dead to me.

It's not a porno... It's fucking sex!!! Jerking, blowing, intercourse, anal... I rather have her jerk me off, while I play with her clit and I lick her tits... Titty fucking!? Why?

E.E 3.0 · Post by **E.E 3.0** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:29 pm

literally

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:30 pm

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Teufel · Post by **Teufel** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:33 pm

riley-o wrote:This post was made by the awesome Assassin who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

He said he wants to blow you while Mari sodomizes you. I totally think you should do it. Win-win.

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