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Toilet Fleet wrote:I think we need to draw a firm distinction between incidental sex and gender quality-oriented sex. A sexual act with heterosexual motivation (i.e., a state of arousal whose genesis is the qualities of the opposite gender) is arguably de facto heterosexual independent of the actual gender of the other participant(s). To put it in a different context, a male that engages in sexual activity with a sex toy shaped or otherwise engineered to have aspects of a female is inherently engaging in a heterosexual act so long as the person was aroused by the female/feminine aspects themselves or the associations drawn therein.

Based on this framework, even if one presumes that any dude knew Marissa's personal history, any sexual act would be heterosexual so long as the female/feminine aspects of Mari's personage were the primary arousing mechanisms. Similarly, if a person engages in a sexual act with Marissa but is driven by the notion that she was born male is engaging in a homosexual act independent of Marissa's sex/gender. Again, think back to the person with the sex doll. If somebody penetrates a Fleshlight with a stylistic vagina orifice, but then is imagining it in the context of a burly dude with chest hair and a penis, then it's a homosexual experience despite the arguably feminine qualities of the Fleshlight itself.

So, I think so long as you're in this 100% for the titties and how titties make you feel, then you're solely engaged in a heterosexual encounter.

I tried reverse-applying this into the Aristotelian framework and I damn near pulled a muscle.
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I think it was a legitimate question, Ross......
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What the fuck does that even mean, E.E?
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It means he can still be obscure and make you say "hmmm?"
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It's kind of sad because the only thing that could make this piece of shit thread worth a damn would be a new photo of E.E's man-titties.
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Gay for Cock wrote:It's kind of sad because the only thing that could make this piece of shit thread worth a damn would be a new photo of E.E's man-titties.
I'd kind of like to see Mari's tits.....
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Oh, those old things....
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Don't even play... Gay men love boobies...
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I can't stand opera so what makes you think I can stand boobies?
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Gay for Cock wrote:this piece of shit thread
why don't you go fucking suck a dick faggot
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woah bro
turn these off meatman.
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riley-o wrote:
Gay for Cock wrote:this piece of shit thread
why don't you go fucking suck a dick faggot
That would be awesome if he went and sucked a dick.
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Look at Riley playing the part of the mommy who loves her precious retarded son. Nice.


Oh, and just to get it in before you do
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Steeb wrote:
riley-o wrote:
Gay for Cock wrote:this piece of shit thread
why don't you go fucking suck a dick faggot
That would be awesome if he went and sucked a dick.
Well...the husband just went to bed so if I get my ass upstairs that just might happen. Even if I don't go full on, I might just put it in my mouth for a second and then shout "take that, Riley-HOMO"
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Gay for Cock wrote:Look at Riley playing the part of the mommy who loves her precious retarded son. Nice.
oh okay but i'm sitting here trying to remember the last time you made a 14 page thread

and then i remember that you're a fucking queer
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Riley...isn't it a little late in the evening to try this hard?
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Good night, Riley. And for the record...I MADE IT A 14 PAGE THREAD.

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night bro :rhug: :lhug:
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Umm... I'm pretty sure my proclomation that gay boys love boobies made this a 14 page thread, so suck it dearie...
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I'm wondering who on here would be Gay Highlander and steal everyone's hetero points. I mean, it's not just the about overpowering someone and making them suck your balls, but you'd have to really, really want to steal another man's hetero points. Like, want it, I mean really want to fuck a dude in the butt more than any other man, and constantly practice smelling salty balls.
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i'm starting to worry about my friend kelly.
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a world of no wrote:i'm starting to worry about my friend kelly.
It would definitely make Kelly gay were she to tittyfuck me. But, why worry? DADT was repealed...
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