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Re: SLH666

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:40 pm
by Zerohero
ramming a popsicle stick with a sardine on it up donnie osmonds poophole and letting marie huff it while getting her hair done, then singing, "I'm a little bit sardine-y, and I'm a little bit donnie's fart gasses"

Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:34 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Summoning the spirits of Marshall, Will, & Holly, Not for anything nostalgic but just for moral support to go to your local Asian mart and pick up a box of beer.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:00 pm
by BUNGVOX
sweet lord hitler utilizes the scientific skills of sid and marty croft to create an army of sleestaks to overrun the african continent.

hooker opens up her pink crockpot to allow animals a place to hibernate for the winter.

using white piss to glue the farts to the inside of her colon.

spic25.

crankasaurus plix.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:06 am
by Zerohero
Bathing in Sleestack cum and letting bath time farts make oozing cum bubble like hot lava.

Sweet Lord Hitler finger fucking Mary Lou Retton's butthole while licking toad urine.

The african tribe leader of the zongos piercing 132 nigger foreskins with a pine cone before rabbi blows baby in time honored tradition, telecast on pay per view.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 6:17 pm
by BUNGVOX
watching the ghost of johnny carson rape dead hookers while optimus prime stacks them like cord wood.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:01 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Lubing up her satan with the drippins out of the grease trap on my barbecue.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:33 pm
by Zerohero
Knocking up Judge Judy on a date rape and getting her a discount abortion kit at dollar tree.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:38 am
by BUNGVOX
giving her a jailhouse shanking with your trusty ol sperm switchblade.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:49 am
by Zerohero
Glen Benton's Dingleberries on sale this week for only .99 cents per pound.

Dirty Ragmop fits well in cunt. R- A- GEE GEE M OH, PEE=PEE, RAG MOP!

Re: SLH666

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:46 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Having your pud cut a promo about mauling her cunt

Re: SLH666

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:15 am
by BUNGVOX
hey hey heil.....it's adolph cosby!

Re: SLH666

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:01 am
by BUNGVOX
cut off excess piss flap meat with hedge trimmers and make french dip.

bathe in sperm for the glory of our aryan father hitler.

gazing at the hair pie of hitler's mom.

extra butt lips from over pounding.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:35 am
by Zerohero
Wearing cosby show sweater then drugging rudie and slurburrring her budding cunt hairs and ramrodding it with hitlers crucifix.

Using garbage pail kidz stickers to cover stripper nipples and huffing paint thinner on the local news.

Farting in an empty cereal box.

Pissing on the floor and laffing at it.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:44 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Getting your dick sucked under the bleachers at a Pop Warner football game.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:55 pm
by Zerohero
Using Cronos from venom's asshole hairs to fill stuffed animals for the make a wish foundation.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:25 pm
by Zerohero
O Cum All Ye Cuntful
Joyful and triumphant,
O Cum ye, O Cum ye on Beth's Clam.
Cum and hold Him,
Born the Prick of Aryans;
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
the Lord.

O Sing, choirs of aryans,
Sing in exultation,
Sing all that hear in heaven SLH's holy word.
Give to our Father glory in the Highest;
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
Hitler the Lord.

All Hail! Lord, we greet Thee,
Beat off this happy morning,
O Aldolf! for evermore be Thy cum on the floor.
Cum of the Father, now in fleshlights appearing;
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
O Cum, let us cum for Him,
Hitler the Lord.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:16 pm
by elephants gerald
santa claus is coming to town. brown town. her cunt runs on premium and her asshole is filled with magic.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:28 pm
by BUNGVOX
snip taint with scissors so horse dick fits gooder.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:50 pm
by Zerohero
weenie smells like hay and poop after buttfucking seattle slew

Re: SLH666

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:23 pm
by BUNGVOX
watching honky tonk man fuck sharon tate's ghost

Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:01 am
by Zerohero
Rimming Minnie Pearl with her dentures lodged in your anal cavity. (HowwwwwwDeeeee!)

Shooting cum on tee vee screen watching Roy Clark on hee haw, in front of your bosses wife.

Having horse dick surgically attatched to prick, then humping Buck Owens soundhole in that all american guitar.

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Re: SLH666

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:12 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Zerohero wrote:Rimming Minnie Pearl with her dentures lodged in your anal cavity. (HowwwwwwDeeeee!)

Shooting cum on tee vee screen watching Roy Clark on hee haw, in front of your bosses wife.

Having horse dick surgically attatched to prick, then humping Buck Owens soundhole in that all american guitar.

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:tup:

Re: SLH666

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:20 am
by Zerohero
Getting sucked off by Burp and Slurp after a whale shits on them with Sigmund beating off green sea monster dick into a pile of leaves.

Playing paddy cake on that bed in japan after andre the giant unloaded a giant shit pile after eating 6 whole chickens and his ass don't fit on toilet so he used the bed.

Re: SLH666

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:46 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Zerohero wrote:Getting sucked off by Burp and Slurp after a whale shits on them with Sigmund beating off green sea monster dick into a pile of leaves.
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Re: SLH666

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:02 pm
by BUNGVOX
lord hitler makes it all possible.

wu klux klan featuring space nigger and ultra spic deluxxxe in a showdown with some fuckers who ain't afraid to stand in a puddle of christ.

sweet lord gotti pulls a silk tie from mo tucker's cunt.