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Blair wrote:Saw this...
godofdeadlydeath wrote:Got called out on an email with some high ranking company execs, by my boss, for an error that was committed... by my boss. He basically deflected blame onto me, and I'm not happy about it, considering I had nothing to do with it. I'd been keeping an eye on openings at other opportunities for a while, but now this is just pushing me to the point where I have to actually send out resumes. My commute already sucks ass, the company is on the verge of being sold, I can see the writing on the wall already.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hilarious. :wank:
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I find him finding it funny, then you getting mad about it funny.
I more find it pathetic that he copied and quoted something from a separate thread in order to make fun of me. You guys are a bunch of meanies.
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got tommy's for lunch :D
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godofdeadlydeath wrote:
The Bill wrote:
godofdeadlydeath wrote:
Blair wrote:Saw this...
godofdeadlydeath wrote:Got called out on an email with some high ranking company execs, by my boss, for an error that was committed... by my boss. He basically deflected blame onto me, and I'm not happy about it, considering I had nothing to do with it. I'd been keeping an eye on openings at other opportunities for a while, but now this is just pushing me to the point where I have to actually send out resumes. My commute already sucks ass, the company is on the verge of being sold, I can see the writing on the wall already.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hilarious. :wank:
:lol:

I find him finding it funny, then you getting mad about it funny.
I more find it pathetic that he copied and quoted something from a separate thread in order to make fun of me. You guys are a bunch of meanies.
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Toilet Fleet wrote:got tommy's for lunch :D
Send me a pint glass of their habanero ketchup that verno got me hooked on
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????? i think you're thinking of a different place man
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I went to the dentist for the first time in 15 (!) years - the initial appointment was a few weeks ago and I came back for a deep cleaning today. some of the scraping she did seemed like a full-body effort - she showed me some of the black shit that had accumulated under my gums and it was pretty gnarly. so now the right half of my mouth is clean and the left half is still grimy - I'm a walking before/after of dental neglect. they'll balance me out on tuesday... I took a pic but it doesn't really come across :-/

anyway, I'm glad I took the time to find a highly-recommended place - everything has been great so far
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Toilet Fleet wrote:????? i think you're thinking of a different place man
Oh yeah. It was Baker's :|
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Necrometer wrote:I went to the dentist for the first time in 15 (!) years

jesus christ man, and I don't want to sound offensive here, but how could people stand being around you?
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THE KILL wrote:
Necrometer wrote:I went to the dentist for the first time in 15 (!) years
jesus christ man, and I don't want to sound offensive here, but how could people stand being around you?
ha! I take great care of my teeth in the DIY sense, flossing at least once daily, brushing my tongue - I've had enough girlfriends who are inclined to complain about bad breath when it's an issue and it seldom has been. maybe my breath will be generally better now, but I really don't think things were bad :mrgreen:

here's the half&half before/after - can you even tell which is which (L or R? answer from your POV, not mine :idea: )
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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I just woke up from a dream where I was married to Jenna Haze. It was realistic, she was retired and just living a civilian life. We were at some kind of carnival sitting on the grass. She told me that her dad punched her in the gall bladder, and I said "yeah mine too" but I was lying, and I was secretly thinking that having a dad who punched her organs was probablythe only reason she was my wife. She was playing with my junk through my jeans really idly. Later on some Asian girl found a great Halloween party for me to go to.

Woke up with the quiet flute part of The Beyond soundtrack in my head, 1:40 -




The choir here sings CUM RESURGRET CREATURA which I think either means "all creation is awakening" or possibly "when the creature rises" in the case of this song, it might change depending on context I don't know Latin real good
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Necrometer wrote:
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Necrometer wrote:I went to the dentist for the first time in 15 (!) years
jesus christ man, and I don't want to sound offensive here, but how could people stand being around you?
ha! I take great care of my teeth in the DIY sense, flossing at least once daily, brushing my tongue - I've had enough girlfriends who are inclined to complain about bad breath when it's an issue and it seldom has been. maybe my breath will be generally better now, but I really don't think things were bad :mrgreen:

here's the half&half before/after - can you even tell which is which (L or R? answer from your POV, not mine :idea: )
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Well good to hear you took good care of your teeth. But honestly from that picture I can't really tell the difference... sorry.
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I agree that it's almost impossible to tell! clean half is L in the pic, R in my mouth
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The music that is constantly piping out of someone's computer at the office as an "official soundtrack" for the sales floor has been all over the place, but this just came on:



Perfect downtown Dallas office music.
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The whole part about getting jerked off by Jackie O must have been a fun group singalong
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haha, yeah, it's so raw and decipherable. Someone got up and changed the station before the song concluded, but after that part had played out
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I saw some baby skunks whilst out riding. I also crashed and hurt my side though.
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it would take like four minor edits to turn that into smiths lyrics
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here is one of the skunks


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About an hours later my ribs started to really really hurt, so I got some x-rays. nothing obviously broken, but it hurts worse than when I had previously broken two ribs.

currently on norco 7.5 and not really liking it.
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Going to an outdoor wedding at the end of July, and it's almost certain to be hot & steamy that day. After checking to make sure that shorts were acceptable attire, I actually found a dressy pair at Kohls today that actually fits my fat ass. Positive #1.

Some wine will be provided at the reception (also outdoors), but anything else is strictly BYOB. I'll be bringing an assortment of craft beers, and to that end I unexpectedly found 2 4-packs of Black Chocolate Stout for 8 bux each. Positive #2. The groom is a stout man (the beer, not the fat) and I'm gonna get him loaded. :cheers:
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Dress shorts haahhahahahahahahahhaha

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Yeah, dress shorts... a step up from cargo shorts, I guess, and a whole world removed from your typical bummin' around the house jungle shorts. Think of dress pants without the leg covering bits, and there you are.

Oh, but let me guess... you're the type who'd rather suffer in long pants in the broiling July sun than commit some imaginary fashion faux pas... which is fine. You go right ahead and sweat your ass off while I'm enjoying life, cool and breezy, easy peasy.
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Super hot Asian women all over the place today, including car pooling with me in an Uber can. Is today Hot Asian Day?
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After wearing a tuxedo in July Florida weather, I'd rock any kind of shorts at a wedding, too. Fuck wearing a suit on brutally hot day.
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