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Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:37 am

dress [clap emoji] shorts [clap emoji] aren't [clap emoji] a [clap emoji] thing [clap emoji]

if anybody calls bermuda shorts (which is what they are) "dress shorts" that means a.) they're a native of like the six legit tropical islands where bermuda shorts can be used to complete a formal suit or b.) they're fucking dullards
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:24 am

riley-o wrote:Dress shorts haahhahahahahahahahhaha

Aaaaaaahahahahahahhaha
It's like when a cop wearing shorts pulls you over... You call him a queer and go on with your day...
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:33 am

These is them:

http://www.kohls.com/product/prd-225649 ... olor=Black

Clearance has been granted by the bridezilla & groom, so what you think matters not a whit. :mrgreen:
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stop stop you're killing me
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:40 am

Grown men wearing shorts is nature's way of laughing.
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:43 am

hipster holocaust wrote:Grown men wearing shorts is nature's way of laughing.
What?!
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:48 am

I don't know about outside of New York but Kohls is like one stop shopping for Hindus. I think they think that place is high end at good values. But, yeah, I'd love to see the complete Ed Grimley summer collection you'll be wearing.
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:15 am

In college I worked at Kohls in the burbs and don't remember too many hindus. Just tons of white trash.
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:16 am

Toxi PLEASE post a pic of your wedding outfit for us
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:29 am

riley-o wrote:Toxi PLEASE post a pic of your wedding outfit for us
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:59 am

MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:31 pm

I, too, would love to see toxi in his chubbies
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:43 pm

what a shit show this planet is
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:45 pm

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MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:54 pm

full disclosure: I'm just jealous I wasn't there when her cunt petting zoo was operational
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 1:16 pm

Me too. Not really my type, and she seems like she would be the worst person in the world to be stuck in a room with, but she fine...
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 1:17 pm

i dont think (at least i hope) anyone is bashing shorts here, but fucking dress shorts??
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:16 pm

riley-o wrote:Toxi PLEASE post a pic of your wedding outfit for us
I won't, but I can guaran-damn-tee it'll be showing up on the Facebooks soon after the nuptuals, unless I'm quick enough to avoid the photogs.
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:30 pm

postaddiction wrote:full disclosure: I'm just jealous I wasn't there when her cunt petting zoo was operational
I'd wager that pussy was Sahara dry from all the fucking yahoos ineptly groping on it
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:47 pm

I wonder how many dudes tried to slip a finger in, and what her reaction to that sort of transgression would be
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:56 pm

I wonder if she fashioned some clever device to prevent certain attempts to finger her butthole by sly fingerblasters
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:18 pm

Sometimes when I'm looking at preraphaelite paintings, and things like that, I think about nowadays, and feel really Hitler for a while
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:20 pm

Artist arrested for doing something culturally normative for 21st century New York if you're a giant faggot after everything was deconstructed
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:21 pm

I like almost all nowadays art though I'm just being fully Chad, I'm sorry, I'm not an educated person. I was home schooled.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:52 am

riley-o wrote:sly fingerblasters
That had better be the name of your next band
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