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monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.
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i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
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cold radiance wrote:
monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.
It's rare, but sometimes it happens. The fact is, my friends don't hang out in swank piano lounges.

If only I had a lady to take out now. :cry:
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monsterod wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.
It's rare, but sometimes it happens. The fact is, my friends don't hang out in swank piano lounges.

If only I had a lady to take out now. :cry:
The trick is to find somewhere of quality that falls between scummy bars and super high brow bars. Shouldn't be too hard, they are everywhere.
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Bro....
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What? I like redheads.
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zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.
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Stormy wrote:
zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.
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i've been spending a lot of time thinking about how easy it would be for me to physically break this guy in half
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Natas wrote:i've been spending a lot of time thinking about how easy it would be for me to physically break this guy in half
Sounds like someone needs a hobby.
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for real. that guy isn't even bad looking. i bet he's ripping smert, too.
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:for real. that guy isn't even bad looking. i bet he's ripping smert, too.
yeah, I don't think he's that trolsk. Kinda looks like Malcolm Gladwell though...
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i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
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riley-o wrote:i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
Because the marriage/relationship won't last that long and when it's over she'll learn all the wrong lessons and will spend the next 20 years drinking and fucking Bad Boy Hollywood types.
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riley-o wrote:i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
It's only cause for goofy looking celebrities to celebrate. You think she'd be with that guy if he wasn't in movies?
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Stormy wrote:You think she'd be with that guy if he wasn't in movies?
if i say yes and then something about true love how much will you make fun of me ?
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la caca eres tu wrote:She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...
Dude, even God just foed you.
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Ghost Dad wrote:
Stormy wrote:
zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.
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that dude's situation at award ceremonies reminds me something similar to this:
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whatever though, im happy* for the guy and like BT said, kinda gives the uglies some ray of hope.

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I guess her booty is somewhat neglected.
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monsterod wrote:I guess her booty is somewhat neglected.
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:brokenheart:

I'M FREAKIN OUT MAAAAN!!!
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