Things Ross need to explain

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Things Ross need to explain

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I hope this thread works out, but anyway...

Consider this video, Ross:



The guitarist seems to be playing a BC Rich (wtf?), yet it's not a BCR. Also: the drummer is obviously German and exists, yet it's a drum machine on the recording/album, so...

Explain, Ross.

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Can I play?

Drums are played, but made to sound electronic, like many of the new wave bands who had real drummers.
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Guitar: Kramer XL Series, Aluminum neck
Drummer: English
Drums: Electronic
Ross: Scientist?
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That's a tough one, Geoff. I think anyone who does a blip of science can factually call themselves a scientist to the same extent that anyone who's produced a blip of art can claim they're an artist; both these things are at least infinitesimally true thus you could never prove the claimant wrong, but is claimant fucking kidding me that they think they can get away with such flim-flam? Not on my watch. I would FOE this individual post-haste.
worsethanuseless wrote:Guitar: Kramer XL Series, Aluminum neck :tup:
Drummer: English :tup:
Drums: Electronic :tup:
Ross: Scientist? :(
I shamefully endorse the answers provided by the superior researcher above.
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Ross, why would a 6'1" woman be in any way shape or form interested in a 5'9" man?
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This next, please.
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He had previously been swimming too deep...humans get the bends, dogs' bowels get the hydro-squirts. It's very technical, you see....
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I can't believed I PayPal'd you 45 dollars for that fucking sorry answer.
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You got quality, you want quantity? She likes your lats. And your hats. And your traps. And your flats.

Why the fuck are you renting multiple apartments?
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I uh...I gotta go.
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Whiffleball Ace wrote:This next, please.
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Does Katie have cancer?
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Explain Thor's life.
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Katie does not have cancer, but she does have probloms.

Thor's life can be explained by Thor only, but I would observe that the disparity between claimed care and actual care regarding this place is higher in him than any other.
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Pisscubes wrote: She's a joke. She posts "recipes" on-line that she claims are for a book she's writing. Every single one is her taking a pre-made, processed food and adding a fucking condiment.
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Hahaha, great stuff. You should start a parody site where you start with instant potatoes & Bac-Os, and end up generating a delicious Italian meal of risotto and seared pig back..."wow, he's gooood" she'll think.
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So Ross, why does the taste of fresh-brewed coffee degrade over time?
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worsethanuseless wrote:Guitar: Kramer XL Series, Aluminum neck
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:what:
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Necrometer wrote: Thor's life can be explained by Thor only, but I would observe that the disparity between claimed care and actual care regarding this place is higher in him than any other.
barring yourself of course, right?
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