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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:Tellin' it like it is Goatus
I'm sorry you never leave your house, though it must be nice to live in a hermetically sealed box where you're always safe on your sparkling pedestal...
But you have parasites.
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dude, i doubt it's from my meager sex encounters, i'm leaning more toward "funky couch and questionable blanket i slept with". i don't have any itchies on my junk, just on my arm, leg, and near my armpit fat.

i don't understand your deal. you're like some evangelical christian all of a sudden, i get laid like 1-4 times a month if i'm LUCKY. what if i were a dude? :nopizza:
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yeah, mine is hardly visible. looks like 4 mosquito bites. i spend a lot of time poring over my body, so i caught it quick. :fonz:
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I've never given you shit for being promiscuous. Just for being retardedly candid and then getting your panties all up in a wad when it backfires.
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I'm sure it's just a harmless rash, Amelia. You'll be fine.
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haha, duh. why do you think i posted about it here? if it were horrifyingly embarrassing, i wouldn't have said anything.

thanks, though. :lhug:
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althoooough, i totally pm'd scumfucker and threatened him because i don't think he's funny when he makes fun of me. i know him and in person he wouldn't dream of sassing me. :betternotstartanyshit:
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so glad i caught it before i grew awesome tits like this
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Gah, how can this be the same thing?
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daaayum, yeah. that's the totally gnarly Norwegian Cruster variety. haha.

luckily i caught this shit before it got past this stage --
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there are a couple other spots on my arm and my leg, i can FEEL BUGS INSIDE OF ME. :what:
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wait. you have a date?

like goin out to the movies gettin some dinner maybe talking for a while at a coffee shop date date? i thought you were more of the heavy metal orgy drug party type
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hahahha. no, it was more of a 'go over to chick's house for a sleepover, and to watch Encino Man/Adventures in Babysitting, and play Scrabble' kind of date. I'm not sure she's my type really...I'm probably not really hers either, we just met at that Gone to Croatoan/Lunge show last week. I bet telling her about my critter buddies wouldn't exactly get her going...hmm. I'm supposed to text/call her to touch base tomorrow...
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hell yeah touch some base unf unf

you should pick up chicks at that feminist bookstore on kworth & wilson, some hot li'l bi anarchists dtf in there
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hahahah, i don't LOOK for stuff, maaaan. it just has to happen naturally...

thanks, though... :awesome:
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DeadWalrus wrote:hell yeah touch some base unf unf

you should pick up chicks at that feminist bookstore on kworth & wilson, some hot li'l bi anarchists dtf in there
Do they read Spooner or Tucker?
Haha,
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The Torsion wrote:Do they read Spooner or Tucker?
haha they read poorly printed zines put out by crimethinc and give each other bad haircuts
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DeadWalrus wrote:
The Torsion wrote:Do they read Spooner or Tucker?
haha they read poorly printed zines put out by crimethinc and give each other bad haircuts
Oh yeah.
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Looks like bedbug bites...

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I heard on the news there's some kind of bed bug apocalypse going on right now in the PacNW....could be. Check your mattress.
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ungodlywarlock wrote:I heard on the news there's some kind of bed bug apocalypse going on right now in the PacNW....could be. Check your mattress.
I heard on the news (in grade 1) that you can do stuff to prevents bed bugs...like washing your bedding in hot water and vaccumming your floors and crevices. Rocket science stuff for sure...or you can just live like a filthy fucking slob all your life instead...
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So now your roommates have to worry more about you living like a slob...
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:althoooough, i totally pm'd scumfucker and threatened him because i don't think he's funny when he makes fun of me. i know him and in person he wouldn't dream of sassing me. :betternotstartanyshit:

I really don't think I was mean or said anything I wouldn't have in person on this thread. If I was there with you, we would probably be laughing and joking about scabies revenge. On the other hand I may have probably been a dickheadish in other threads so point taken anyway.

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kinda hot in a typhoid mary kinda way.
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NANOplague wrote:kinda hot in a typhoid mary kinda way.

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Scabies is definitely not a fun condition to have, not it is not. Take some Permethrin 5%, a topical cream, and apply it to the skin. Leave in on overnight for 8-14 hours, and shower off in the morning. It should take care of your problems.
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