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i dated THE hottest girl i have ever EVER been with before or since about 5 or 6 years ago. made my jimmy bleed whenever she kissed it. bottom line...no :tdown:
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You know, I never cared much for blowjobs... and then the last 3 girls I've dated were VERY good at it.

Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.

So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...
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Guess I'm lucky. Never had a chick who treated my pecker like corn on the cob.
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It takes considerable talent to make me pop from a bloejub but regardless, I certainly enjoy it when a lady grants me that particular breed of hospitality.

Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.
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do you think if laddy gaga was giving a blowjub and her wig started to fall off that she would just tear it off and seamlessly continue to go crazy with that little pantyhose thing over her head, or would she stop to straighten it?
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:do you think if laddy gaga was giving a blowjub and her wig started to fall off that she would just tear it off and seamlessly continue to go crazy with that little pantyhose thing over her head, or would she stop to straighten it?
i think it would be more embarrassing if you saw her boner sticking through her panties
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I don't even understand what would be embarrassing about that, i thought "courtesy boners" were the polite thing to give while you're givin' head?
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is it polite to destroy my erection?
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i know no other way... :what:
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you all who don't like bj's have probably just not been with a girl that's doing it right. For some strange reason, when you ask them, they all seem to claim they're a pro at it.
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XSlitheryDeeX wrote:you all who don't like bj's have probably just not been with a girl that's doing it right. For some strange reason, when you ask them, they all seem to claim they're a pro at it.
Although sex-maestro Lola said something to the contrary, I think a lot of guys say the girl's doing a great job to make sure he gets a lot of them. Quantity > quantity, I guess, when you are too scared/retarded/shy to explain a cock should be sucked.
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Check out these 5 pages of experts on the art of cock sucking. Keep up the good work. :cheers:
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Vanessa America wrote:Check out these 5 pages of experts on the art of cock sucking. Keep up the good work. :cheers:
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i don't want to think about vanessa with penises in her mouth. :?
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i don't want to think about vanessa with penises in her mouth. :?
GaGa neither!!! :cheers:
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all i think about is women with penises in their mouths :(
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:shock: :shock: Oh come on now.
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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...
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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...
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riley...
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riley-o wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...
vegan cupcakes
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