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guys who dont like blow jobs
theres a guy at work who doesnt like his lady blowing him, in all honesty is there anyone here who isnt a fan? I cant begin to think of what to say to him.
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs
He must be into bestiality or something. Either that or he married the prude that bites.
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs
i'd call him a goddamned fruit cup for starters...
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs
she isnt ...trust mesuteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.
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I never kiss her after... Even if the bj is just part of foreplay...
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he is very short and has a george lucas style beard even though he is not fatsuteli-bunn wrote:hmmmmm... then maybe his mother or aunt blew him as a young child, leaving him scarred and broken?Dr Yail Bloor wrote:she isnt ...trust mesuteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.
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apart from the girl in question he only ever goes for fat chicks, what does this mean?suteli-bunn wrote:i think he's just flat out lying. you know... for attention. like what gay people do.
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My thoughts exactly, I don't find it enjoyable if it isn't done right, or at least moderately well.suteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.
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I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...
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he doesnt like them off the girl he's cheating with either, seriously its crazyPisscubes wrote:You guys are onto something here. He may love her, but she sucks at head. So to make her feel ok about it, he just grits his teeth and says, "No. I just don't like blow jobs. It's not you."Reverend wrote:My thoughts exactly, I don't find it enjoyable if it isn't done right, or at least moderately well.suteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.
Then he cheats on her soon.
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs
come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
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he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weirdBlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
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Not I, nothing better than a tight pussy. I enjoy being able to grab a nice little petite thing and jack myself off with her.Necrometer wrote:I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...
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Blow jobs are very important.Pisscubes wrote:I'd like to commend the board on the fervor with which it dove into this topic-- new posts every time I refreshed. It's as if we were a group of scientists all reacting to a some large scale publication that insisted the moon was, indeed, made of green cheese.
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I thought you were Luke for a second and I got a little creeped out.Reverend wrote:Not I, nothing better than a tight pussy. I enjoy being able to grab a nice little petite thing and jack myself off with her.Necrometer wrote:I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...
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maybe he just hasn't come to grips with it in his mind. Tell him from now on, whenever he watches porn, watch blow job porn ONLY. I guarantee he will start to develop a fantasy with it and in turn enjoy getting the job. You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in real life.Dr Yail Bloor wrote:he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weirdBlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
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Maybe he's just confused or something. When he says "blow job" he's really talking about someone kicking him in the crotch. "Why do all you guys like that, are you sick? What's wrong with me?"Dr Yail Bloor wrote:he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weirdBlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs
My old roommate said he wasn't a fan of blowjobs. He didn't like going down on girls either so him not wanting blowjobs helped him avoid that he told me.
I myself prefer a blowjob over eveything. If I could only go through life with chicks blowing me and never doing actual vagina/anal penetration I'd do it.
I myself prefer a blowjob over eveything. If I could only go through life with chicks blowing me and never doing actual vagina/anal penetration I'd do it.
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in that case playing lead guitar in journey is going to RULE!Reverend wrote:maybe he just hasn't come to grips with it in his mind. Tell him from now on, whenever he watches porn, watch blow job porn ONLY. I guarantee he will start to develop a fantasy with it and in turn enjoy getting the job. You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in real life.Dr Yail Bloor wrote:he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weirdBlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
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You make me fucking sickNecrometer wrote:I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Sorry Teebor!
wh... what?Reverend wrote:maybe he just hasn't come to grips with it in his mind. Tell him from now on, whenever he watches porn, watch blow job porn ONLY. I guarantee he will start to develop a fantasy with it and in turn enjoy getting the job. You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in real life.
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he loves going down on chicks by the way
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Cheer up! Maybe we can turn this thing around!suteli-bunn wrote:threads getting me down, guys.
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Reverend wrote:You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in hers.
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs
like i said . . .escape goat wrote:Reverend wrote:You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in hers.
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