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I picture Vanessa with a picket sign out in front of Blowjob Central.
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Streven Adler wrote:HEY I GET BLOWJOBS AND KNOW ABOUT THEM!!!!!
ive never had a sexual experience :cry:
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Vanessa America wrote:
riley-o wrote: vegan cupcakes
:moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome:
Smart man.
Now, knowing how pervy my mind works, this guess is anything less than educated. "Smart man!?" No. "Smart ass" is more like it. ;)
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riley-o wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...
vegan cupcakes
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came
You never had a good blow job... PM Neckwrecker...

for once you have something nice to say about me.............
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I'm in the "never-came-from-a-blow-job" camp. but I'm no fag who will turn one down either. That's just dumb.
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electronicham wrote:Neckwrecker doesn't give bloe jubs....she's a vegan
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It takes concentration. You have to focus on all the elements and find the rhythm, assuming one is provided. It's actually kinda better than just busting one because lady skin is touching yer peepee.
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In all seriousness, I've never heard of a dude not busting a nut from a blowjob. This is a tragedy! 1st world probloms.
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electronicham wrote:
LIVERWRECKER wrote:
electronicham wrote:Neckwrecker doesn't give bloe jubs....she's a vegan
bologna
that's fucking disgusting you fucking fuck
Come on, boo. You know how I do.
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Blow jobs are like pizza. Some asshole wrote a poem about that once.
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HeyWard wrote:I'm in the "never-came-from-a-blow-job" camp. but I'm no fag who will turn one down either. That's just dumb.
Yeah I discussed this here and Andrea was similarly disgusted! Never got off from a hands-free beejer. I blame my colossal wanger...
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LIVERWRECKER wrote:never heard of a dude not busting a nut from a blowjob
Was wondering about some of the folk posting in this thread...?? :?
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