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by Teebore » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:57 pm
Necrometer wrote: Sorry Teebor!
Sick with jealousy.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
-smoeone
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by Necrometer » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:02 pm
Teebore wrote: Necrometer wrote: Sorry Teebor!
Sick with jealousy.
Now I'm more confused than ever!
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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by Mari_Mar » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:13 pm
I always hated getting blow jobs.
Insinuation intended...
Pisscubes wrote: "Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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by Mari_Mar » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:15 pm
Molester Stallone wrote: Yeah, but you hated your penis.
If you love your penis, you'll want to keep it happy.
Right.
Mari_Mar wrote: Insinuation intended...
Pisscubes wrote: "Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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by the awesome Assassin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:23 pm
I like a good hand job... That small, soft hand, going up and down...
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by Teebore » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:25 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: I like a good hand job... That small, soft hand, going up and down...
You need to let someone else besides yourself give you one.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
-smoeone
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by the awesome Assassin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:27 pm
Teebore wrote: the awesome Assassin wrote: I like a good hand job... That small, soft hand, going up and down...
You need to let someone else besides yourself give you one.
I can't eat Whoppers either...
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by Scumfucker » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:31 pm
Blowjobs are great. Bomb tight pussy is always superior though in my opinion.
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by Mari_Mar » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:32 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Teebore wrote: the awesome Assassin wrote: I like a good hand job... That small, soft hand, going up and down...
You need to let someone else besides yourself give you one.
I can't eat Whoppers either...
Are we still talking about "blowjobs"???
Pisscubes wrote: "Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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by the awesome Assassin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:39 pm
Mari_Mar wrote:
Are we still talking about "blowjobs"???
Just shut up...
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by LolaFaun » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:40 pm
Dr Yail Bloor wrote: theres a guy at work who doesnt like his lady blowing him, in all honesty is there anyone here who isnt a fan? I cant begin to think of what to say to him.
Guys say this to get enthuiastic blowjobs. I hate dudes like this.
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by Erik13 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:42 pm
Necrometer wrote: I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...
I would have to agree with you. Depends on the BJ'er though.
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by LolaFaun » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:44 pm
Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
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by Mari_Mar » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:45 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Mari_Mar wrote:
Are we still talking about "blowjobs"???
Just shut up...
No.
Pisscubes wrote: "Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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by Green Chamber » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:25 pm
LolaFaun wrote: Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
What's it say?
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by doubleblumpkin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:28 pm
I don't dislike blow jobs, I love them, but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came so sometimes I'd just rather get to the fucking so I can cum. It's totally a psychological thing, I really like control with sex and blow jobs take all the control away.
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by the awesome Assassin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:38 pm
doubleblumpkin wrote: but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came
You never had a good blow job... PM Neckwrecker...
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by chrusti(ns)anity » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:45 pm
BlackRadish wrote: come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
not necessarily. I know a gay dude who says he loves giving 'em, but has no interest in receiving one.
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by Dr. Nigger » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:49 pm
Normally I would suggest some therapy for this sort of thing, and I can also prescribe a regimen of pills that can get one to fully enjoy their blowjobs.
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by the awesome Assassin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:51 pm
Dr. Nigger wrote: prescribe a regimen of pills that can get one to fully enjoy their blowjobs.
How? Nigger...
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by skin & bones » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:51 pm
i always found blowjobs more exciting than regular sex. i find it disappointing when my girlfriend stops and lays back and spreads her legs. it's like, oh, down to business..
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by chrusti(ns)anity » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:52 pm
suteli-bunn wrote: chrusti(ns)anity wrote: BlackRadish wrote: come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.
not necessarily. I know a gay dude who says he loves giving 'em, but has no interest in receiving one.
so
technically he likes blowjobs. why don't you like receiving them?
I see what you did there. If I was getting any from anybody, I'd cop to it, believe me.
and "technically" perhaps, but the gist of the initial post was "what guy doesn't like getting a blowjob?"
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by Black Jacques » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:54 pm
I've not liked blowjobs sometimes and I'm straight as a bull's dick.
One girl thought it counted as a bj to just let my dink hang out in her mouth.
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by Dr. Nigger » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:56 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Dr. Nigger wrote: prescribe a regimen of pills that can get one to fully enjoy their blowjobs.
How? Nigger...
A mixture of vasodilators, sulfonamides and SERMs seems to do the trick quite nicely. It's not an exact science and needs to be explored further, but I cannot argue with what works.
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by XSlitheryDeeX » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:01 pm
Black Jacques wrote: I've not liked blowjobs sometimes and I'm straight as a bull's dick.
One girl thought it counted as a bj to just let my dink hang out in her mouth.
I dont see how any guy would not enjoy bj's but I guess thats the case here. I heard some guy on the radio talking about how he didnt like bjs. Anyways, I remember I asked a girl for a blowjob back in middle school.She put her hands on the love rod and proceeded to "blow" air onto the meat worm.