explain why mayhem are the biggest losers on the planet

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Re: explain why mayhem are the biggest losers on the planet

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Hellhammer is the most overrated drummer in metal.
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none of those xasthur fans have anything on Axl Rose in teh biggest Loser department.
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Fucking sadsacks. "Not relevant", "Hellhammer is a racist" - This board is as bad as Blabbermouth sometimes. Chimera and the new record were very solid works.
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I was merely implying that they are fucking divas, that all...
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Because they played 20 minutes into Asphyx's set at MDF.
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De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is great, could care less what anyone says
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Raw Ting wrote:
copstache wrote:because hellhammer is a drunken racist asshole?


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Jose hellhammer here is a bonafide racist? yikes...

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BUNGVOX wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:09 pm they should have died with euronymous.

i wish there had been more people in burzum to kill everyone in mayhem.
And to think this was like 2 or 3 albums ago. Now they have even more scabs in the band.
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They're full-on corporate now
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