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explain why mayhem are the biggest losers on the planet

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and you can't use the fact that they cancelled their north american tour an hour and a half ago as a reason why.
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They're going to hire Varg and Snorre to play De Mysteriis dom Sathanas.
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soiled depends wrote:and you can't use the fact that they cancelled their north american tour an hour and a half ago as a reason why.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bummer for Ludicra and Tombs though after last summer how could they expect this to not be a disaster?
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HASHTHRASH wrote: how could they expect this to not be a disaster?
anyone with half a head could have seen this a mile away. I was really looking forward to hanging out with Ross before MDF, so I'm sad about that...
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they've cancelled several Australian tours over the years too
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A bunch of losers who never accomplished anything besides stealing the name and music of a dead man?
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because they think they're still relevant
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Because pigs heads and oversized drum kits with two shit triggers on them doth not maketh a show?
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because hellhammer is a drunken racist asshole?
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Smegma wrote:black metal is gay and is for fags?
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Because they suck... always have, always will. That in and of itself doesn't make them losers. It comes in with their total ignorance of said suck.
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If I booked Mayhem I would pay them in potatoes.
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noah thirteen wrote:Did anyone see Metal: A Headbangers Journey?
I'm watching it right now.
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Hell-haine wrote:
noah thirteen wrote:Did anyone see Metal: A Headbangers Journey?
I'm watching it right now.
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So it's bad enough that you are posting here? Thanks for the review! :awesome:
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Hell-haine wrote:
noah thirteen wrote:Did anyone see Metal: A Headbangers Journey?
I'm watching it right now.
Why?


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Hahahaha brilliant.
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Smegma wrote:black metal is gay and is for fags?
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Introvert wrote:
Hell-haine wrote:
noah thirteen wrote:Did anyone see Metal: A Headbangers Journey?
I'm watching it right now.
Why?
So it's bad enough that you are posting here? Thanks for the review! :awesome:
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at 5:25 atilla falls off the stage... was carried out of the venue :confused:
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copstache wrote:because hellhammer is a drunken racist asshole?


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Jose hellhammer here is a bonafide racist? yikes...
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i still enjoy the guitaring on chimera a lot, otherwise FUCK THEM

the narrator of that metal doc couldn't sound more rural canadian... i'm always waiting for him to start talking about his snap-on tools collection.
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Mayhem are losers for fucking up having Tombs playing within driving distance of me. Very disappointing.
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they should have died with euronymous.

i wish there had been more people in burzum to kill everyone in mayhem.
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zo homo ov ze year vas fixed?
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