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In order to prevent the spread of infectious disease, it is a good idea for one to wash one's own hands frequently. It is especially recommended after using the washroom. I have seen countless families over the years who didn't learn this valuable lesson, and they were often coming into my office with cases of the flu, hepatitis, and various diarrheal diseases. All of this pain and suffering can easily be avoided by just a couple of minutes with running water and a bar of soap, so please, wash those hands after masturbating.
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Fuck off, I'll stick with licking my hands clean after rubbing one out.
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This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
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doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
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Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
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Dr. Nigger wrote:In order to prevent the spread of infectious disease, it is a good idea for one to wash one's own hands frequently. It is especially recommended after using the washroom. I have seen countless families over the years who didn't learn this valuable lesson, and they were often coming into my office with cases of the flu, hepatitis, and various diarrheal diseases. All of this pain and suffering can easily be avoided by just a couple of minutes with running water and a bar of soap, so please, wash those hands after masturbating.
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cold radiance wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
and then if he got laid, he'd FUCKINGGER
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
and then if he got laid, he'd FUCKINGGER
Not without cycling roids for a few years he wouldn't...
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
and then if he got laid, he'd FUCKINGGER
"Got laid?"

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last time I give life-saving advice to a bunch of dumb crackers...
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Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
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Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?
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Dr. Nigger wrote:Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?
Now you are just being a nigger
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Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
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Are you a witch doctor? What kind of snake bones are best shaken in a wooden bowl of monkey ashes in order to treat a deviated septum?
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Faggot must be busy trying to cure sickle cell to write back.
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Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
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Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
This job affords me to live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and it's likely I am better off than you are with your job at mcdonalds. That is, if you even have a job.

Get medical advice from someone else. This ain't no free clinic, not anymore!
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Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
This job affords me to live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and it's likely I am better off than you are with your job at mcdonalds. That is, if you even have a job.

Get medical advice from someone else. This ain't no free clinic, not anymore!

You went to how many years of medical school to tell us to wash our hands? What did Tyler Perry make a movie about black doctors so now you want to play doctor on the internet? A real doctor would care about helping and not acting like a power mad negro.
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Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
This job affords me to live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and it's likely I am better off than you are with your job at mcdonalds. That is, if you even have a job.

Get medical advice from someone else. This ain't no free clinic, not anymore!

You went to how many years of medical school to tell us to wash our hands? What did Tyler Perry make a movie about black doctors so now you want to play doctor on the internet? A real doctor would care about helping and not acting like a power mad negro.
I do all my helping during my office hours and when I'm on call. I gave some friendly advice since all you motherfuckers are getting scabies and other diseases. That shit's gross!
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Dr. Nigger wrote:I do all my helping during my office hours and when I'm on call. I gave some friendly advice since all you motherfuckers are getting scabies and other diseases. That shit's gross!

Otay, then wer's yo' o-fice at?
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